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Old 06-05-2007, 09:04 PM   #1
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Parents, DO NOT DO THIS.

If you do this, your kid may have self esteem, but they will be ruined for life.

I believe the link is safe and the embedded clip is from ifilm.
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Old 06-05-2007, 09:49 PM   #2
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Oh.

My.

God.


really?

No way.

Uh-huh

That film has to be BS from SNL or similar.
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Old 06-05-2007, 11:41 PM   #3
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Nope, it's ligit. I saw the original airing of this episode. Sad, so very sad. However, I'm not much better...
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Old 06-06-2007, 01:19 AM   #4
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Do people really do shit like this???
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Old 06-06-2007, 01:27 AM   #5
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cha-ching ... more money for me if she ever moves into my jurisdiction.
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Old 06-06-2007, 07:42 AM   #6
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That's nothing - next stop, breast implants!
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Old 06-06-2007, 08:52 AM   #7
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How soon we all forget about little Jon Bonet Ramsey.

How sad, the vanity.
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Old 06-06-2007, 09:13 AM   #8
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The Man Show's writers are probably wondering why they didn't come up with the idea first.
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Old 06-06-2007, 09:15 AM   #9
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and we want our kids to be like Lindsay Lohan, not.
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Old 06-06-2007, 10:12 AM   #10
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God, I hope girls don't want to look like Lindsay Lohan, she isn't that attractive at all.
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Old 06-06-2007, 11:56 AM   #11
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no gingers are.
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Old 06-06-2007, 12:54 PM   #12
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Quote:
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no gingers are.
You obviously haven't seen "Club Strawberry" ...
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Old 06-06-2007, 01:12 PM   #13
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Plastic People are funny !!
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Old 06-06-2007, 01:18 PM   #14
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I can't see the video (I'm at work). Is it just someone who got her daughter a fake tan for her birthday? That doesn't seem so bad to me -- better than getting skin cancer from trying to tan herself. Or is there something else?
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Old 06-06-2007, 01:27 PM   #15
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"I want her to be the tannest girl in the school pictures so she stands out".

The part that is ickiest is when the little girl said "I don't want to do this" and the mother told her she was doing it to be 'pretty'.

WTF?
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