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Old 11-25-2012, 07:24 AM   #901
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Friggin ow! Nice job on the pig though.
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Old 11-25-2012, 08:30 AM   #902
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You had an excellent seamstress.
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Old 11-25-2012, 08:57 AM   #903
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Aww Kit, you should have dabbed some Mercurochrome and taken a swig of Paregoric. No need to go to the ER for such an itty bitty scratch.

Seriously, that is going to give you one heck of a scar. How about a gator grabbed your head while you were rushing into the burning orphanage to rescue the pregnant nun??
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Old 11-25-2012, 09:18 AM   #904
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Aww Kit, you should have dabbed some Mercurochrome and taken a swig of Paregoric. No need to go to the ER for such an itty bitty scratch.

Seriously, that is going to give you one heck of a scar. How about a gator grabbed your head while you were rushing into the burning orphanage to impregnate a nun??
Wait what?
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Old 11-25-2012, 12:55 PM   #905
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I was making up a good story for him to go along with the scar.
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Old 11-25-2012, 01:22 PM   #906
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Wait what?
How did the nun get pregnant?

She wasn't careful.


or


Do you know how to make a nun pregnant?

You fuck her.

I'll be here until Friday. Try the fish.
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Old 11-25-2012, 01:30 PM   #907
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Aww Kit, you should have dabbed some Mercurochrome...
Was surprised to find there are a lot of people who really love that stuff and look for online sources to import the stuff. Must be magical.

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How about a gator grabbed your head while you were rushing into the burning orphanage to rescue the pregnant nun??
I like this one. I also like that such a headline in the news for this state wouldn't make anyone blink.
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Old 11-25-2012, 03:01 PM   #908
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I have a sympathy concussion just looking at that picture Kitsune. Fucking ouch. I hope your scar and your story (and your scans) justify many rounds bought for you. Good grief, take care of your head.
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Old 11-25-2012, 03:21 PM   #909
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How about a gator grabbed your head while you were rushing into the burning orphanage to rescue the pregnant nun??
Perfect!! I love it. A fitting story for a scar that requires a story ...
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Old 11-25-2012, 10:45 PM   #910
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Old 12-06-2012, 11:43 PM   #911
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#vampirequeen
(did i mention i was introduced to Adventure Time! this week and now i'm obsessed (so obsessed I shelled out forty bucks last night to buy Fionna and Cake comics (also i want to be Marceline when I grow up (in 1000 years))))
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Old 12-09-2012, 11:07 PM   #912
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Meh, who cares?
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Old 12-10-2012, 01:05 AM   #913
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Hey, MTP! Good to see.

Just read your other post. I hope you're feeling better.
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Old 12-10-2012, 07:37 PM   #914
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@Kitsune, how are you, how's your head?

@Ibby, you missed one.

@mtp,
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Old 12-10-2012, 08:21 PM   #915
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Not sure if Kitsune will be checking in, so I'll take the liberty of an update...

Kitsune's head is looking pretty good. Name:  ImageUploadedByTapatalk1355192276.624149.jpg
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Stitches came out last week. Doc said the cut'll take about a year to heal completely, and between its location and being "against the grain," he'll probably always have a scar.
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