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03-15-2009, 08:59 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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You know you're getting on a bit when....
after petting your cat or dog, you leave more hairs on their coat than they do on yours...
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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03-15-2009, 09:17 PM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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...when your corneas get hard but your cock doesn't.
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"To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog |
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03-15-2009, 09:35 PM
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Your Bartender
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03-16-2009, 04:10 AM
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03-16-2009, 06:46 AM
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Doctor Wtf
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...you notice how young a policeman looks.
...you go to a festival and think the music is too loud.
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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03-16-2009, 06:57 AM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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...you find yourself following the plot of the Archers (for the Brits).
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03-16-2009, 08:15 AM
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Blatantly Homosapien
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.... you need glasses to clean your glasses.
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Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please. |
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03-16-2009, 11:07 AM
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Radical Centrist
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...you make grunting noises when merely standing up out of a comfy chair.
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03-16-2009, 03:00 PM
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lives inside a Mobius strip
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You go to the zoo, and you feel smug & happy when you pull your AARP card out to get the discount on entry fees, and only later realize that they asked you if you had one first.
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03-16-2009, 04:03 PM
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Blatantly Homosapien
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...when you place a mirror on the back of the toilet so you can admire your piss hard while it lasts.
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Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please. |
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03-18-2009, 02:13 PM
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Resident Denizen
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Location: O'ahu, Hawaii
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...you sit down in a rocking chair and can't get it started.
...you see a pretty girl walk by, and your pacemaker raises the garage door. ...you sink your teeth into a nice juicy steak, and they stay there. ...you burn the midnight oil... until nine thirty. |
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03-18-2009, 02:35 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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...when you worry that fucking the brains out of the younger guy who's been checking you out will ruin him for all the other girls he'll meet in his life.
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03-18-2009, 02:52 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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03-18-2009, 02:58 PM
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Resident Denizen
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Location: O'ahu, Hawaii
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I'm with Monster on this one, Shawnee. HE obviously thinks YOU are hot... why worry about the girls he MIGHT be with some day in the future? Knock his socks off already
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