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Old 04-18-2011, 11:23 AM   #1
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Worst Smell in the World

Human Puke. No Contest.

Go ahead, I dare you to disagree.

Even my pediatric oncologist nurse friend agrees with me -she say's she'll take the poop over the puke any day.
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Old 04-18-2011, 11:52 AM   #2
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I'm hard of smelling.
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Old 04-18-2011, 11:54 AM   #3
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well then get your arse over here and come and do my laundry!
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Old 04-18-2011, 11:55 AM   #4
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I'm also hard of cleaning.
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Old 04-18-2011, 12:18 PM   #5
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The smell of puffball steaks that have been strung up to dry.

After a few days, it's the worst smell i have ever smelt. Put me off mushrooms for years after. And no, I cannot recall now why Dad was drying said steaks of puffball mushroom, but there ya go.
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Old 04-18-2011, 12:22 PM   #6
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the smell of DEATH is pretty horrifying...

and cooked cauliflower. And broccoli.

yeeeech.
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Old 04-18-2011, 12:24 PM   #7
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the smell of DEATH is pretty horrifying...

:death:
What if I died choking on a breath mint? Or hung by a sachet? Or drowned in Elizabeth Taylor's White Diamonds? Or burned to death by incense?
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Old 04-18-2011, 05:15 PM   #8
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the smell of DEATH is pretty horrifying...

yeeeech.

Death. The unconquerable foe. In all its many fashions, the smell of death is, and always shall be, unmistakable and definitive.
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I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them,
I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.



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Old 04-18-2011, 12:22 PM   #9
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Oh, when my dad would eat limburger cheese. I'm like "how in the world can you STAND that?"
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Old 04-18-2011, 12:40 PM   #10
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My stepsons socks. Even after years of trying, I still cant get him to effin change his socks.
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Old 04-18-2011, 12:54 PM   #11
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Puke, mixed with rotten eggs, put into a smelly sock, burried under a chicken coup for a month, then sprayed by a skunk.
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Old 04-18-2011, 12:57 PM   #12
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that could win, spex.... if we maybe make it a dead skunk?
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Old 04-18-2011, 12:58 PM   #13
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NO. You forgot the limburger.
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Old 04-18-2011, 12:59 PM   #14
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Puked limburger
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Old 04-18-2011, 01:00 PM   #15
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There's only one thing worse than the smell of puke, and that's the smell of somebody else's puke on you.
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