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Old 01-07-2017, 08:32 PM   #526
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Why is it that the men no one wants to fuck are the most lecherous assholes? Hey, no one wants to fuck you. End of story. Stop being gratuitous and gross.
because they know it ain't gonna happen, but that's close enough to get them off?
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Old 01-07-2017, 09:26 PM   #527
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Old 01-08-2017, 01:06 PM   #528
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Ruth Buzzi & Arte Johnson...

That's gold, Sexobon, gold!
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Old 01-08-2017, 03:05 PM   #529
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Why is it that the men no one wants to fuck are the most lecherous assholes? Hey, no one wants to fuck you. End of story. Stop being gratuitous and gross.
It's an infinite feedback loop. They take the Lecherous Asshole on-ramp and then discover there is no She Wants To Fuck Me off-ramp. Just an endless cloverleaf.
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Old 01-08-2017, 04:24 PM   #530
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The ones getting laid have no need to be lecherous.

It's the reason I'm the way I am.

Well, one of the reasons.
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Old 01-10-2017, 04:46 PM   #531
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Old 01-12-2017, 08:58 PM   #532
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Holy Fuck, thats funny!!!
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Old 01-16-2017, 04:17 PM   #533
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I took a call today that was ridulously difficult.

You know it's going tobe a belter when the answer to the question, 'And is that Miss, Mrs or Ms?' ...is 'Oh, I don;t know, I always get confused'


You're phoning up in the hope we're going to write you a £500 cheque. The questions don't get easier from there, ya know?
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Old 01-16-2017, 04:32 PM   #534
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Why is it that the men no one wants to fuck are the most lecherous assholes? Hey, no one wants to fuck you. End of story. Stop being gratuitous and gross.
Sorry, I was just kidding! Jeez... Is it my 70's dick broom mustache that bothers you?
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Old 01-17-2017, 07:51 PM   #535
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Old 01-23-2017, 07:20 PM   #536
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Ok, small hands thing aside -even before I realized you could see his hands- the one thing I noticed about this pic is Melania has enormous hands! they could be photoshopped but I doubt it because this pic is doing the rounds about the cake...

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Old 01-23-2017, 09:28 PM   #537
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I think the small hands belong to the guy behind him.
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Old 01-23-2017, 10:11 PM   #538
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Now he has *no* hands?

Hands in his own pockets, that's a departure.
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Old 01-24-2017, 03:46 PM   #539
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I shoulda cropped him out of the picture. But look at her hands -they're huge! She should play the Piania.
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Old 02-03-2017, 02:14 PM   #540
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I have a body like a Greek God.

White as milk with a two inch dick.
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