What's the opposite of Nose Porn?

bluecuracao · 05-03-2007, 09:40 PM

Smoke from a 2-alarm South Philly junkyard fire.

Hagar · 05-04-2007, 02:49 AM

burning hair...ewww

Undertoad · 05-04-2007, 06:28 AM

Busted capacitors and resistors... because not only does it smell like ass, it usually means something really bad happened or a mistake was made.

elSicomoro · 05-04-2007, 08:22 AM

I remember the explosion at the Sunoco refinery in 2000...we heard it and felt it on the other side of South Philly--I worked at 10th and Passyunk at the time. And it stunk like a motherfucker, IIRC.

Shawnee123 · 05-04-2007, 08:28 AM

Coconut smell makes me gag.

Spexxvet · 05-04-2007, 09:11 AM

Farts, tar, burning rubber, foot porn.

Shawnee123 · 05-04-2007, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet

Farts.

Not even your own? What's wrong with you, man?

lumberjim · 05-04-2007, 09:44 AM

the opposite of Nose Porn would be Asshole Porn.

bluecuracao · 05-04-2007, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by sycamore

I remember the explosion at the Sunoco refinery in 2000...we heard it and felt it on the other side of South Philly--I worked at 10th and Passyunk at the time. And it stunk like a motherfucker, IIRC.

Oh my GOD. Refineries stink like hell on a regular day--I can't begin to fathom what an explosion would smell like.

bluecuracao · 05-04-2007, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

the opposite of Nose Porn would be Asshole Porn.

Are you sure??? I thought Asshole Porn would be the opposite of Mouth Porn.

I can't believe I just wrote that.

lumberjim · 05-04-2007, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by sycamore

I remember the explosion at the Sunoco refinery in 2000...we heard it and felt it on the other side of South Philly--I worked at 10th and Passyunk at the time. And it stunk like a motherfucker, IIRC.

The pillar of black smoke was vivible in Chadds Ford. Couldn't smell it, thankfully.

jester · 05-04-2007, 10:55 AM

burnt potato - in the microwave - yeah not good

Weird Harold · 05-04-2007, 04:57 PM

Two African Americans, wearing modest cloths, at opposite ends of a room, not being video taped.

Clodfobble · 05-04-2007, 05:47 PM

This probably ought to go in the Unpopular Opinions thread... but the smell outside the local Krispy Kreme donut place makes me gag.

wolf · 05-05-2007, 02:10 PM

Homeless man, unwashed for 6+ months.

After peeling through multiple layers of winter clothing, including 2 pairs of quilted polyfill ski pants, and no undergarments, you discover that she is a homeless woman. And she has her period, along with urinary incontinence and diarrhea.

You know that thing you see on the crime shows ... putting Vicks in your nose? Doesn't really work.

05-03-2007, 09:40 PM	#1
bluecuracao in a mood, not cupcake Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 3,034	What's the opposite of Nose Porn? Smoke from a 2-alarm South Philly junkyard fire.

05-04-2007, 08:28 AM	#5
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Coconut smell makes me gag. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

05-04-2007, 09:11 AM	#6
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	Farts, tar, burning rubber, foot porn. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

05-04-2007, 09:44 AM	#8
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	the opposite of Nose Porn would be Asshole Porn. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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Weird Harold Vice-President of Resentment Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Central Illinois Posts: 199	Two African Americans, wearing modest cloths, at opposite ends of a room, not being video taped. __________________ I don't need a whole lottsa money. I don't need a big fine car.

05-04-2007, 02:49 AM	#2
Hagar Master of the Domain Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 220	burning hair...ewww

05-04-2007, 06:28 AM	#3
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Busted capacitors and resistors... because not only does it smell like ass, it usually means something really bad happened or a mistake was made.

05-04-2007, 08:22 AM	#4
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	I remember the explosion at the Sunoco refinery in 2000...we heard it and felt it on the other side of South Philly--I worked at 10th and Passyunk at the time. And it stunk like a motherfucker, IIRC.

05-04-2007, 10:55 AM	#12
jester why so serious Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,712	burnt potato - in the microwave - yeah not good

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Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	This probably ought to go in the Unpopular Opinions thread... but the smell outside the local Krispy Kreme donut place makes me gag.

05-05-2007, 02:10 PM	#15
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Homeless man, unwashed for 6+ months. After peeling through multiple layers of winter clothing, including 2 pairs of quilted polyfill ski pants, and no undergarments, you discover that she is a homeless woman. And she has her period, along with urinary incontinence and diarrhea. You know that thing you see on the crime shows ... putting Vicks in your nose? Doesn't really work. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

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