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Old 02-13-2008, 11:08 AM   #61
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Surrogate?
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Old 02-13-2008, 03:06 PM   #62
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The following message was sent to you via the The Cellar Contact Us form by stacy.

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my name is Stacy. i am currently pregnant and was going to be a seragant for my friends. She has backed out leaving me pregnant. i have 2 children and am a single mom and am very interested in being a seragant. please call 817-239-XXXX.
Is there a spelling test involved?
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Old 02-13-2008, 03:48 PM   #63
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i'd take the kid but i've heard that intelligence is affected by genetics.
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Old 02-13-2008, 10:27 PM   #64
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Guy: "Hey, my wife and I really want to have children, but she can't conceive. Would you let me knock you up, and you be surrogate mother for the baby for my wife and I. We'll pay you when the baby is born."

Stacy: " "Why, shore, duh huh...that sounds awesome!"

Guy: "Oh...oh...oh...!!!"

Stacy: "I'm so proud to be a surrogate mother. It is going to be a wonderful experience...hello? Hello?..."
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Old 02-13-2008, 10:33 PM   #65
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Elpsode, your real name is Guy?
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Old 02-16-2008, 10:23 AM   #66
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No. I don't offer money to get laid. Compliments and humor seem to do the job nicely.
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Old 02-16-2008, 11:00 AM   #67
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isn't that an attempt to sell her unborn child?

do we have any slavers in the audience? any federal agents?

is this thing on? :tap: :tap:
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Old 02-16-2008, 11:04 AM   #68
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isn't that an attempt to sell her unborn child?
Many adoption processes are pretty much that. You can't directly pay the woman money for the baby, but you can pay for her housing, medical bills, food, anything that could conceivably improve the health and condition of your future child.
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Old 02-16-2008, 11:08 AM   #69
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whatever butters your biscuit. i guess. i hope the child finds a good home
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Old 02-16-2008, 03:12 PM   #70
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Or at least is eaten by something that's really hungry.
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Old 02-28-2008, 10:33 AM   #71
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I did this, because she said please.





The following message was sent to you via the The Cellar Contact Us form by lavonda.

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please update link our website change to http://www.pegasusassociates.com/
thanks,
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Old 02-28-2008, 10:44 AM   #72
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Sounds like you should also cross post this in the "do good deeds" thread.
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Old 02-28-2008, 10:55 AM   #73
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Sounds like you should cross-link to "Cellar clickthrough ad billing"!
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Old 03-03-2008, 03:11 PM   #74
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Two different messages



The following message was sent to you via the The Cellar Contact Us form by dan.

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hi

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Referring Page: http://cellar.org/login.php?do=emailpassword



two minutes later


The following message was sent to you via the The Cellar Contact Us form by dan.

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fuck u asshole im not sorry about ur finger.......fag


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Old 03-03-2008, 03:13 PM   #75
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Oh, what's wrong with your finger Tony?

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