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Old 04-30-2012, 07:59 PM   #1
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Guilty As Sin!

I am a wretched sinner. I deserve nothing less than to be burned in hell right along with Satan himself. Foolishness is my fall. And the fact that I am living is solely on grace alone. So before I run out of grace. I am letting the world know that I BELIEVE In Jesus Christ of Nazareth. Yes I believe. I always have and always will. I just HOPE that he dose not turn his back on me the way I turned my back on him. Jesus Is KING. And Because of that I will turn from evil and do good. I learned my lesson and that is don't tempt fate, don't dabble with evil, and don't try to be something I'm not.

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Old 04-30-2012, 08:09 PM   #2
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Ok, so someone needs a spanking. So what?
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Old 04-30-2012, 09:00 PM   #3
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Old 05-03-2012, 05:51 PM   #4
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I just HOPE that he dose not turn his back on me the way I turned my back on him.
He won't.
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Old 05-04-2012, 03:07 PM   #5
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Ok, so someone needs a spanking. So what?
Is it BigV?
Oh no wait, he's the spanker not the spankee, right?
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Old 05-04-2012, 04:15 PM   #6
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But what if he'd rather be the spankee? Has anybody even asked him? Why are we making such gross assumptions about his spanking preferences?
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Old 05-05-2012, 04:44 AM   #7
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Old 05-11-2012, 10:57 AM   #8
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But what if he'd rather be the spankee? Has anybody even asked him? Why are we making such gross assumptions about his spanking preferences?
Indeed.

Goose, gander. I am a pretty good cook; I enjoy sharing and satisfying appetites. One contributing factor to my success in the kitchen is that I taste what I make, adjusting as I go. Continuous quality control like this helps me understand how a sensual pleasure such food will be perceived. It's true I love to cook, but for me to be a *good* cook, I also have to love to eat.
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Old 05-13-2012, 05:40 AM   #9
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Indeed.

Goose, gander. I am a pretty good cook; I enjoy sharing and satisfying appetites. One contributing factor to my success in the kitchen is that I taste what I make, adjusting as I go. Continuous quality control like this helps me understand how a sensual pleasure such food will be perceived. It's true I love to cook, but for me to be a *good* cook, I also have to love to eat.
What is I just love to eat? Does that make me the spankee?
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