March 27, 2008: Ele-Vision - Page 2

monster · 03-27-2008, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Cloud

I think they're only scared of 6-year olds with pop guns.

That's poop guns. 6-year-olds with poop guns. Very scary indeed.

sweetwater · 03-27-2008, 08:15 PM

i had hoped to say "smile, you're on canine camera" but just learned that elephant tusks, unlike those of most tusked mammals, are incisor rather than canine teeth. is it ok to ignore reality for a joke - albeit a weak one?

spudcon · 03-27-2008, 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

that's a damn good question!

Also, do they have cameras in every piece of wood lying around? How could they know which logs the elephants are going to carry by the tiger?

The elephants told them which logs they were going to carry by the tigers, and which logs were going to be used for the big elephant bonfire and cookout down by the ... oops. I guess they forgot.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-27-2008, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by sweetwater

i had hoped to say "smile, you're on canine camera" but just learned that elephant tusks, unlike those of most tusked mammals, are incisor rather than canine teeth. is it ok to ignore reality for a joke - albeit a weak one?

Really? Incisor? I didn't know that. Thanks.

Shawnee123 · 03-28-2008, 09:23 AM

I know it was funny...but really...why do elephants collect firewood? After HLJ brought it up, I noticed they said how gently elephants carry firewood back to camp, and all I could picture was another elephant opening up the graham crackers to make s'mores.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-28-2008, 10:40 AM

The camp, is that of the film crew.

Shawnee123 · 03-28-2008, 10:59 AM

omg...OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Yep, dementia is looming.

Shawnee123 · 03-28-2008, 03:12 PM

Hey, I've really been quite the elephant doubter today.

Don't misunderstand me. I think elephants are the bomb!

spudcon · 03-28-2008, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

I know it was funny...but really...why do elephants collect firewood? After HLJ brought it up, I noticed they said how gently elephants carry firewood back to camp, and all I could picture was another elephant opening up the graham crackers to make s'mores.

Then they all sit around singing Kum ba Yah.

BrianR · 04-04-2008, 10:45 AM

Wait! Don't we have a user who hangs with elephants in, um, er, someplace down there? Why not ask HER?

Brian

HungLikeJesus · 04-04-2008, 10:53 AM

Leah? But that was before my time.

Cloud · 10-02-2008, 10:25 PM

just saw the tiger special with the elephant cams on Animal Planet. Very cool.

if humans let tigers become extinct . . . well, I don't know anything bad enough to say about that

03-28-2008, 09:23 AM	#20
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I know it was funny...but really...why do elephants collect firewood? After HLJ brought it up, I noticed they said how gently elephants carry firewood back to camp, and all I could picture was another elephant opening up the graham crackers to make s'mores. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-28-2008, 10:40 AM	#21
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	The camp, is that of the film crew. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-28-2008, 10:59 AM	#22
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	omg...OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Yep, dementia is looming. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-28-2008, 03:12 PM	#23
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Hey, I've really been quite the elephant doubter today. Don't misunderstand me. I think elephants are the bomb! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

04-04-2008, 10:45 AM	#25
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	Wait! Don't we have a user who hangs with elephants in, um, er, someplace down there? Why not ask HER? Brian __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

03-27-2008, 08:15 PM	#17
sweetwater lives inside a Mobius strip Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,120	i had hoped to say "smile, you're on canine camera" but just learned that elephant tusks, unlike those of most tusked mammals, are incisor rather than canine teeth. is it ok to ignore reality for a joke - albeit a weak one?

04-04-2008, 10:53 AM	#26
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Leah? But that was before my time. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

10-02-2008, 10:25 PM	#27
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	just saw the tiger special with the elephant cams on Animal Planet. Very cool. if humans let tigers become extinct . . . well, I don't know anything bad enough to say about that __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

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