Well that's that - Page 6

Trilby · 07-14-2012, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

... and worst of all, all the chicks my age are crones.*

*i kid i totally, totally kid on that last point

That's funny. YOU are funny. It's okay. i can take it.

Serious honesty though? I WAS just going to go grey but on Wed. I said fuck it and got my hair did. Suddenly I'm 10 years younger.

Aliantha · 07-14-2012, 06:54 PM

How old are you UT?

orthodoc · 07-14-2012, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

oh no no that's my slow burn reaction to your post!

That works too!

SamIam · 07-14-2012, 08:15 PM

Crones just wanna have fun like any other girl.

Undertoad · 07-14-2012, 08:22 PM

48, Ali, just like all of us

Aliantha · 07-14-2012, 08:26 PM

There are plenty of hot 40 something women out there. Plenty. You just need to look in the right places.

DucksNuts · 07-15-2012, 03:18 AM

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Originally Posted by jimhelm

Oh. Ok..

I though maybe you thought Jackie was a dude.... and given UTe's recent job hunting methods, an easy incorrect assumption to make...

now are you the original DucksNuts or the sister?

It will never be the sister, I am net savvy!!

Did UT go all....whats that kinda new sitcom? where the dude's get dressed up as women to get jobs as sales rep?...anyway, I want to see what you look like in heels, UT? please.

DanaC · 07-15-2012, 05:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

48, Ali, just like all of us

That made me laugh.

Toad, if you don't mind me asking, how long were you single after your last break up?

Undertoad · 07-15-2012, 05:34 AM

Six months. I really worked it, put myself out there, did not want to be single.

Trilby · 07-15-2012, 07:26 AM

I have found the single life to be the BEST life.*

Except for sex, you get everything you want.

And if you go to Adam and Eve and purchase a few things, you might even get sex, too!

*This took a lot of work and a lot of acceptance and a lot of being ok with myself. But it's worth it. Everybody dies alone, UT.

but then we get to come back and haunt the motherfkkers who dissed us IRL.

DanaC · 07-15-2012, 09:48 AM

*nods*

Might be a good time to learn to enjoy single life for a little while then. Take a bit of time and space before you put yourself out there again.

[eta] @ Bri: I totally agree ;P

wolf · 07-15-2012, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

Six months. I really worked it, put myself out there, did not want to be single.

Eight years is pretty spectacular for a rebound relationship.

Now go out there and find someone that you really like, that likes you.

Griff · 07-15-2012, 10:07 AM

Also remember that your odds get better each year because we old bastards find ways of offing ourselves before the ladies.

Glinda · 07-15-2012, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

I have found the single life to be the BEST life.*

Except for sex, you get everything you want.

And if you go to Adam and Eve and purchase a few things, you might even get sex, too!

*This took a lot of work and a lot of acceptance and a lot of being ok with myself. But it's worth it. Everybody dies alone, UT.

but then we get to come back and haunt the motherfkkers who dissed us IRL.

Say it, Sistah!

As for me, I even get the Big O without lifting a finger. Ever since the menopause started at 42 (yikes!), I've been having spontaneous nocturnal orgasms, at least a two or three per week. Hell of a way to wake up from a dead sleep, lemme tell ya.

limey · 07-15-2012, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Glinda

Say it, Sistah!

As for me, I even get the Big O without lifting a finger. Ever since the menopause started at 42 (yikes!), I've been having spontaneous nocturnal orgasms, at least a two or three per week. Hell of a way to wake up from a dead sleep, lemme tell ya.

I think you could probably sell tickets for that Glinda!

07-14-2012, 06:54 PM	#77
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	How old are you UT? __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

07-14-2012, 08:26 PM	#81
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	There are plenty of hot 40 something women out there. Plenty. You just need to look in the right places. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

07-15-2012, 07:26 AM	#85
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I have found the single life to be the BEST life.* Except for sex, you get everything you want. And if you go to Adam and Eve and purchase a few things, you might even get sex, too! *This took a lot of work and a lot of acceptance and a lot of being ok with myself. But it's worth it. Everybody dies alone, UT. but then we get to come back and haunt the motherfkkers who dissed us IRL. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

07-15-2012, 10:07 AM	#88
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Also remember that your odds get better each year because we old bastards find ways of offing ourselves before the ladies. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

07-14-2012, 08:15 PM	#79
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	Crones just wanna have fun like any other girl.

07-14-2012, 08:22 PM	#80
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	48, Ali, just like all of us

07-15-2012, 05:34 AM	#84
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Six months. I really worked it, put myself out there, did not want to be single.

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