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Old 03-18-2019, 08:31 AM   #5776
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A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.

Woman robeWhile there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, “Let’s go to my apartment, I hear someone coming.”

He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.

Now nude, she purred at him, “What would you say is my best feature?”

Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, “It’s got to be your ears.”

Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, “My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm and solid. Look at my skin – no blemishes anywhere. How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?”

Clearing his throat, he stammered, “Outside, when you said you heard someone coming….

That was me.”
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Old 03-18-2019, 09:34 AM   #5777
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I was hanging out at the gym earlier with a couple of friends.

I knew I should have bought longer shorts.
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Old 03-18-2019, 08:21 PM   #5778
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Reminds me of my student days
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Old 03-19-2019, 02:54 PM   #5779
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I bet that never happened in Home Ec.
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Old 03-20-2019, 12:10 PM   #5780
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I bet that never happened in Home Ec.
This refers to Gravdigr's apartment joke. I expected some reaction.
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Old 03-20-2019, 10:23 PM   #5781
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I don't get the connection?
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Old 03-21-2019, 11:10 AM   #5782
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It's gone over my head, too.
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Old 03-21-2019, 12:08 PM   #5783
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Jenny to Forrest.
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Old 03-21-2019, 12:45 PM   #5784
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Best feature is her ears.

Never happened in Home Ec.

Jenny to Forest.


I'm still lost.
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Old 03-21-2019, 02:25 PM   #5785
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmyRzoEgwDg
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Old 03-21-2019, 03:28 PM   #5786
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OK I'm finally with you.

That would have been very funny if I'd gotten it.

You get points.

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Old 03-22-2019, 12:17 AM   #5787
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Yup, points earned.
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Old 03-22-2019, 10:33 AM   #5788
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We must be slippin'.
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Old 03-25-2019, 12:42 PM   #5789
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I know I'm slippin'...

I need somebody to 'splain this one to me, I don't get it.

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No, really, I don't get it.
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Old 03-25-2019, 12:43 PM   #5790
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