Banana related deaths - Page 3

ZenGum · 10-21-2007, 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV

Oui, la petite mort, but it's ok, cause you go to heaven.

For this thread, it only counts if you used a banana to get there.

Say, do you have "lady finger" bananas where you are?

BigV · 10-21-2007, 12:17 PM

Trust me. I'm pretty passionate about ladies fingering my banana.

BigV · 10-22-2007, 06:44 PM

It's a pun, people.

Banana, penis (implied); lady finger, fingering; passion fruit, passionate.

Any more questions?

SteveDallas · 10-22-2007, 07:33 PM

Yeah... what does the kumquat represent?

ZenGum · 10-23-2007, 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas

Yeah... what does the kumquat represent?

Various half-formed images are swirling in my mind... and I don't much like any of them.

Urbane Guerrilla · 10-23-2007, 02:00 AM

In my mind they're all fully formed.

Flint · 10-24-2007, 10:40 PM

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ZenGum · 10-24-2007, 10:44 PM

Re: Flint

WTF??? And people wonder why dogs turn on their owners.
I say this cross-species genetic engineering has gone too far!

Ok new death: fatally mauled by pack of vicious banana-dogs. Tragic.

10-21-2007, 12:17 PM	#32
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Trust me. I'm pretty passionate about ladies fingering my banana. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

10-22-2007, 06:44 PM	#33
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	It's a pun, people. Banana, penis (implied); lady finger, fingering; passion fruit, passionate. Any more questions? __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

10-23-2007, 02:00 AM	#36
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	In my mind they're all fully formed. __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

10-24-2007, 10:40 PM	#37
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	... Attached Images __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

10-22-2007, 07:33 PM	#34
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Yeah... what does the kumquat represent?

10-24-2007, 10:44 PM	#38
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Re: Flint WTF??? And people wonder why dogs turn on their owners. I say this cross-species genetic engineering has gone too far! Ok new death: fatally mauled by pack of vicious banana-dogs. Tragic.

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