Do You Fart When You Cum?

fargon · 03-20-2010, 05:02 PM

Just asking?

Undertoad · 03-20-2010, 05:10 PM

yer doin it wrong

lumberjim · 03-20-2010, 05:14 PM

the sex or the humor?

limey · 03-20-2010, 06:00 PM

The humour seems OK to me!

Pete Zicato · 03-21-2010, 01:05 PM

I've posted this here before, but it seems applicable here:

While having the duchess to tea
She said, "Do you burp when you pee?"
I replied, "Not a bit.
Do you fart when you shit?"
Which I'd say left the honors to me.

Crimson Ghost · 03-22-2010, 01:07 AM

Do You Fart When You Cum?

I'm afraid to ask what the train of thought was when this particular question was formed....

Gravdigr · 03-22-2010, 03:52 AM

This reminds me of a friend who was in bed with his gf. They were drunk and messing around, playing, being silly. Suddenly he had a flash of ten-year-old humor. He threw the covers back, raised one leg up high, and cut loose with a massive fart. His gf's face went slack. She could see the wall behind him.

He said the spray-pattern of tiny particles of shit looked just like a shotgun blast.

Pete Zicato · 03-22-2010, 09:25 AM

Ew. Public skid mark.

squirell nutkin · 03-22-2010, 07:51 PM

do your balls hang low
do they waddle to and fro
can you tie em in knot
can you tie em in a bow
can you swing em o'er your shoulder
like a continental soldier
Do you balls hang low?

Carruthers · 03-31-2010, 03:04 PM

Actually, one is so posh that one doesn't 'cum'. One arrives.

The Honourable Giles Farquharson-Cholmondeley-St.John-Carruthers.

Madman · 03-31-2010, 03:16 PM

I remember once the dog was in the room and farted. It really smelled things up. It was a definite fartus-interuptus.

kerosene · 03-31-2010, 03:21 PM

gross

Sundae · 03-31-2010, 03:25 PM

I often fart when I masturbate.
Sorry to be honest in a thread where everymost people are joking.
But it's a peculiarity that I've never dared raise before.

Also, I was never a serious smoker; but if I smoked alone I found I really needed to poo. No connection I could think of, but it invariably happened. Usually I only ever smoked in company - on nights out - and it was never an issue.

Flint · 03-31-2010, 04:07 PM

If one were to fart while cumming, it should be a long squeaker with a prominent pitch-bend. In my opinion.

Undertoad · 03-31-2010, 04:25 PM

bend up or down?

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03-20-2010, 05:02 PM	#1
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03-20-2010, 05:14 PM	#3
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	the sex or the humor? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-20-2010, 06:00 PM	#4
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	The humour seems OK to me! __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

03-21-2010, 01:05 PM	#5
Pete Zicato Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Chicago suburbs Posts: 2,916	I've posted this here before, but it seems applicable here: While having the duchess to tea She said, "Do you burp when you pee?" I replied, "Not a bit. Do you fart when you shit?" Which I'd say left the honors to me. __________________ Talk nerdy to me.

03-20-2010, 05:10 PM	#2
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	yer doin it wrong

03-22-2010, 01:07 AM	#6
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	Do You Fart When You Cum? I'm afraid to ask what the train of thought was when this particular question was formed.... __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

03-22-2010, 03:52 AM	#7
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	This reminds me of a friend who was in bed with his gf. They were drunk and messing around, playing, being silly. Suddenly he had a flash of ten-year-old humor. He threw the covers back, raised one leg up high, and cut loose with a massive fart. His gf's face went slack. She could see the wall behind him. He said the spray-pattern of tiny particles of shit looked just like a shotgun blast. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

03-22-2010, 09:25 AM	#8
Pete Zicato Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Chicago suburbs Posts: 2,916	Ew. Public skid mark. __________________ Talk nerdy to me.

03-22-2010, 07:51 PM	#9
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	do your balls hang low do they waddle to and fro can you tie em in knot can you tie em in a bow can you swing em o'er your shoulder like a continental soldier Do you balls hang low? __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

03-31-2010, 03:04 PM	#10
Carruthers Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Buckinghamshire UK Posts: 4,059	Actually, one is so posh that one doesn't 'cum'. One arrives. The Honourable Giles Farquharson-Cholmondeley-St.John-Carruthers.

03-31-2010, 03:16 PM	#11
Madman has left the building. Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 455	I remember once the dog was in the room and farted. It really smelled things up. It was a definite fartus-interuptus.

03-31-2010, 03:21 PM	#12
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	gross

03-31-2010, 03:25 PM	#13
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I often fart when I masturbate. Sorry to be honest in a thread where everymost people are joking. But it's a peculiarity that I've never dared raise before. Also, I was never a serious smoker; but if I smoked alone I found I really needed to poo. No connection I could think of, but it invariably happened. Usually I only ever smoked in company - on nights out - and it was never an issue.

03-31-2010, 04:07 PM	#14
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	If one were to fart while cumming, it should be a long squeaker with a prominent pitch-bend. In my opinion. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

03-31-2010, 04:25 PM	#15
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	bend up or down?

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