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Old 06-29-2011, 10:22 PM   #3376
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Not to mention a blatant copyright violation, the image is clearly stamped copyright on the lower right.

Super lame. I mean who here on the cellar can honestly say they've never posed for a porn shot on a rubber dingy while some blond bimbo with dark roots stuffed a fluorescent orange floating key fob up their butt hole? That's so ten years ago.

just sayin'
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Old 06-29-2011, 10:29 PM   #3377
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Would that image have been posted if it was two fat ugly guys? Or even fat ugly gals? or one of each? No? Then it's not WTF, it's "I'm a perv and get turned on by this shit, but I know the cellar isn't really the place for it and yet I need attention so i'mm'a abuse anonymous".

Jus' Sayin'

lame
No kidding. It's just run-of-the-mill porn. Granted, the composition of the photograph is actually quite good, with the foot in the foreground and the angles of legs vs. shoreline, better than your average porn in that regard... but there ain't no WTF here at all. Heck, there's not even any F.
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Old 06-30-2011, 12:58 AM   #3378
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Old 06-30-2011, 01:58 AM   #3379
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Old 06-30-2011, 04:08 AM   #3380
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Never put anything in your butt that doesn't have a base, or at least some sector of it that won't fit
That might be tough for some people. Their whole person being an asshole.
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Old 06-30-2011, 05:40 AM   #3381
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Old 06-30-2011, 05:48 AM   #3382
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Old 06-30-2011, 06:29 AM   #3383
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Old 07-10-2011, 06:00 PM   #3384
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Old 07-10-2011, 10:17 PM   #3385
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Old 07-11-2011, 09:05 AM   #3387
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Lemmiwinks could have used that.
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Old 07-18-2011, 01:54 AM   #3388
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Old 07-18-2011, 07:31 AM   #3389
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Oh. that guy needs photoshopping into all photos.
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Old 07-18-2011, 10:48 AM   #3390
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