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Old 08-04-2011, 03:10 PM   #3406
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Hey, UT?! Control. Your. Turtle.

Yertle be swangin'.

The ending is hilarious...
I laughed so hard my stomach hurts
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Old 08-04-2011, 03:37 PM   #3407
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'Spretty cool, huh?

The squeak was what got me going. In my head I heard "Am I hurtin' ya honey?"
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Old 08-05-2011, 11:27 PM   #3408
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OK, so I'm crass. Seriously. Is this what passes for a big dick in Japan? I think the ads were placed on purpose, clever enough. But WTF? That looks like the dick Eddie Murphy was talking about when he said the underwear models in the old Sears type catalogs shouldn't be modeling 'cause they had no bulge, and they sure as hell shouldn't be smiling! I know about erection as the great equalizer, but there is no bulk there at all. WTF? Pass!
I heard that the average size for Asian men is 4 inches? If there were Asian men here, they could correct me. But since there are none around... too bad...lol. Well hey, at least it wasn't flat.
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Old 08-06-2011, 12:46 AM   #3409
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I heard that the average size for Asian men is 4 inches? If there were Asian men here, they could correct me. But since there are none around... too bad...lol. Well hey, at least it wasn't flat.
Damn, I didn't realize I was part Asian
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Old 08-06-2011, 08:34 AM   #3410
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'Spretty cool, huh?

The squeak was what got me going. In my head I heard "Am I hurtin' ya honey?"
Once at the zoo there were 2 large tortoises going at it in an outside enclosure. They each probably weighed about 150 lbs and they made a loud farting sound with each push.

I laughed but my wife did not find it amusing.
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Old 08-06-2011, 11:47 AM   #3411
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Damn, I didn't realize I was part Asian
So, you're part Asian (4 in.) + what?
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Old 08-06-2011, 11:50 AM   #3412
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Once at the zoo there were 2 large tortoises going at it in an outside enclosure. They each probably weighed about 150 lbs and they made a loud farting sound with each push.

I laughed but my wife did not find it amusing.
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Old 08-06-2011, 11:54 AM   #3413
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Once at the zoo there were 2 large tortoises going at it in an outside enclosure. They each probably weighed about 150 lbs and they made a loud farting sound with each push.

I laughed but my wife did not find it amusing.
Because you weren't the one that ended up having to explain it to your son and the rest of the 5th grade class you were chaperoning.
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Old 08-06-2011, 02:30 PM   #3414
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I heard that the average size for Asian men is 4 inches? If there were Asian men here, they could correct me. But since there are none around... too bad...lol. Well hey, at least it wasn't flat.
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Damn, I didn't realize I was part Asian
I guess I'm half Asian. or maybe 2/3. Although I'm fractious, I'm bad at fractions.
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Old 08-06-2011, 11:15 PM   #3415
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I thought men usually like to boast about how, uh...not small they are?
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Old 08-07-2011, 04:35 AM   #3416
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I'm moving to Japan. I will be as a god to them.
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Old 08-08-2011, 01:16 PM   #3417
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Because you weren't the one that ended up having to explain it to your son and the rest of the 5th grade class you were chaperoning.
I've been the chaperone for 5th graders--farts need no explanation.
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Old 08-08-2011, 08:33 PM   #3418
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I'm moving to Japan. I will be as a godZILLA to them.
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Old 08-09-2011, 03:00 PM   #3419
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Old 08-12-2011, 03:30 AM   #3420
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Dude, here I take regular. In Japan I needed "Ultra Large". Damn, I should have kept the packet.
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