What's upsetting you today? - Page 568

glatt · 12-06-2012, 11:57 AM

I almost wrote "stonewear." That would be interesting. Kinda uncomfortable, but durable.

footfootfoot · 12-06-2012, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey

Well crap. Shouldn't have bought all that Corelle.

Snort

infinite monkey · 12-06-2012, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt

I almost wrote "stonewear." That would be interesting. Kinda uncomfortable, but durable.

Top lines include:

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Trilby · 12-07-2012, 06:22 AM

interesting factoid I hadn't thought of: HIS WIFE FOUND OUT ABOUT MISS ENGLAND and said, "Let's face it, bub; you're a serial adulterer. I know about Ms. England-known about her for years. I"m sick of you and your narcissistic ego needs that take the form of needing the attention of every woman on the planet [Bill Clinton, take note] so, here is where we part. Get OUT."

my sister thought of that.
Good to have sisters if they are nice, which this one is. Bet she found out. B/C why, at 69, would you blow up your sweet little life with the two adorable grandkids and a hottie stashed away in England and the PRETENSE of a perfect Wellesley family/home/marriage?

I can only hope that this ends some way in which it becomes an episode on the True Crime channel. My favorite channel.

Hints: after your wife "leaves on a solo vacation" or "storms off after a tiff" do NOT immediately get the carpet cleaned or removed. Same with mattress.

Do NOT try ethylene glycol---the medical community is getting hip to this type of poisoning.

Do NOT say she "ran off with some other man" esp. when there are kids/grandkids in the picture. She'd never leave them for some man and we all know it.

Do NOT google 'fool proof ways to kill someone'

Do NOT think all your weird porn will be scrubbed. The FBI can find anything on even the most wrecked computers.

IF you are the CEO of a company, do NOT be seen taking the garbage out to the company dumpster----CEO's just don't do that sort of thing.

rubbing hands together in that German word that means I'm glad you're getting fucked over , mate.

orthodoc · 12-07-2012, 07:04 AM

Schadenfreude.

footfootfoot · 12-07-2012, 08:34 AM

Gesundheit

DanaC · 12-07-2012, 08:53 AM

Oi! Language!

busterb · 12-07-2012, 07:22 PM

game coz he's nearing (gasp) 69!!!!!! Be very carefully about using the 69! Ya hear!!

busterb · 12-07-2012, 07:27 PM

Anyway my !@#$$% kitchen sink is leaking, has been for awhile, from looks. So tomorrow I'lll head to hardware to pick up all the things I MIGHT need . When I get down to check this crap I might need to call 911 to pick my sorry donkey off the floor. Good times just keep rolling on.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-09-2012, 12:03 AM

It's healthy to keep busy, and keep moving, you should thank the sink.

Chocolatl · 12-09-2012, 08:44 AM

Epic hair loss.

It's coming out almost in clumps every time I shower. It's totally normal -- a result of hormonal readjustment after pregnancy -- but it's still upsetting to see, and to feel my ponytail getting thinner and thinner.

orthodoc · 12-09-2012, 09:17 AM

Sorry choc, that' upsetting.

The good thing is, it'll all grow back in. But having the growth/loss phases line up for so much hair at one time is disconcerting. Hope it comes back promptly!

footfootfoot · 12-09-2012, 10:22 AM

The miasma that I am currently battling.

Aliantha · 12-09-2012, 06:41 PM

I lost lots of hair after I had Max, but it all came back. It's the only pregnancy it's happened after for me, and I ended up being low in serotonin, hence the PND. Get your hormones checked just in case Choco. I'm sure it was just coincidence for me, but better to be safe than sorry.

Griff · 12-09-2012, 07:39 PM

So Merlin wasn't in the house when I got home yesterday evening. Nobody remembered when he left as the door can be a turnstile. He didn't show up today, we asked a couple neighbors, nothing seen of him. The woods are full of gut piles, douchey hunters, and coyotes. Imma getting nervous about the old boys situation.

12-07-2012, 06:22 AM	#8509
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	interesting factoid I hadn't thought of: HIS WIFE FOUND OUT ABOUT MISS ENGLAND and said, "Let's face it, bub; you're a serial adulterer. I know about Ms. England-known about her for years. I"m sick of you and your narcissistic ego needs that take the form of needing the attention of every woman on the planet [Bill Clinton, take note] so, here is where we part. Get OUT." my sister thought of that. Good to have sisters if they are nice, which this one is. Bet she found out. B/C why, at 69, would you blow up your sweet little life with the two adorable grandkids and a hottie stashed away in England and the PRETENSE of a perfect Wellesley family/home/marriage? I can only hope that this ends some way in which it becomes an episode on the True Crime channel. My favorite channel. Hints: after your wife "leaves on a solo vacation" or "storms off after a tiff" do NOT immediately get the carpet cleaned or removed. Same with mattress. Do NOT try ethylene glycol---the medical community is getting hip to this type of poisoning. Do NOT say she "ran off with some other man" esp. when there are kids/grandkids in the picture. She'd never leave them for some man and we all know it. Do NOT google 'fool proof ways to kill someone' Do NOT think all your weird porn will be scrubbed. The FBI can find anything on even the most wrecked computers. IF you are the CEO of a company, do NOT be seen taking the garbage out to the company dumpster----CEO's just don't do that sort of thing. rubbing hands together in that German word that means I'm glad you're getting fucked over , mate. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

12-07-2012, 07:04 AM	#8510
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	Schadenfreude. __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

12-07-2012, 08:34 AM	#8511
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Gesundheit __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

12-07-2012, 07:22 PM	#8513
busterb NSABFD Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MS. usa Posts: 3,908	game coz he's nearing (gasp) 69!!!!!! Be very carefully about using the 69! Ya hear!! __________________ I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch.

12-07-2012, 07:27 PM	#8514
busterb NSABFD Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MS. usa Posts: 3,908	Anyway my !@#$$% kitchen sink is leaking, has been for awhile, from looks. So tomorrow I'lll head to hardware to pick up all the things I MIGHT need . When I get down to check this crap I might need to call 911 to pick my sorry donkey off the floor. Good times just keep rolling on. __________________ I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch.

12-06-2012, 11:57 AM	#8506
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I almost wrote "stonewear." That would be interesting. Kinda uncomfortable, but durable.

12-09-2012, 12:03 AM	#8515
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	It's healthy to keep busy, and keep moving, you should thank the sink. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-09-2012, 08:44 AM	#8516
Chocolatl Glutton for Gluttony Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 1,409	Epic hair loss. It's coming out almost in clumps every time I shower. It's totally normal -- a result of hormonal readjustment after pregnancy -- but it's still upsetting to see, and to feel my ponytail getting thinner and thinner.

12-09-2012, 09:17 AM	#8517
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	Sorry choc, that' upsetting. The good thing is, it'll all grow back in. But having the growth/loss phases line up for so much hair at one time is disconcerting. Hope it comes back promptly! __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

12-09-2012, 10:22 AM	#8518
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	The miasma that I am currently battling. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

12-09-2012, 06:41 PM	#8519
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I lost lots of hair after I had Max, but it all came back. It's the only pregnancy it's happened after for me, and I ended up being low in serotonin, hence the PND. Get your hormones checked just in case Choco. I'm sure it was just coincidence for me, but better to be safe than sorry. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

12-09-2012, 07:39 PM	#8520
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	So Merlin wasn't in the house when I got home yesterday evening. Nobody remembered when he left as the door can be a turnstile. He didn't show up today, we asked a couple neighbors, nothing seen of him. The woods are full of gut piles, douchey hunters, and coyotes. Imma getting nervous about the old boys situation. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

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