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Mad Professor · 02-08-2009, 04:28 PM

I was wondering: if you drink a bottle of scotch, are you more likely to spontaneously combust?

xoxoxoBruce · 02-08-2009, 04:31 PM

No, scientific studies have proven that while Tequila will increase the risk of spontaneously combusting, Scotch will only increase the likelihood of waking up with a sheep.

Shawnee123 · 02-08-2009, 04:32 PM

cite!

Pico and ME · 02-08-2009, 04:36 PM

Mad Professor · 02-08-2009, 04:48 PM

I think this may call for an experiment with some first year undergrads...

capnhowdy · 02-08-2009, 07:57 PM

I am a true blue scotch worshiper and while I've woken up with some really bad memories, I have, as of yet, to combust. Not that I recall.

Of course...I'll keep trying.

limey · 02-09-2009, 04:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by capnhowdy

I am a true blue scotch worshiper and while I've woken up with some really bad memories, I have, as of yet, to combust. Not that I recall.

Of course...I'll keep trying.

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Crimson Ghost · 02-09-2009, 06:35 PM

Science has yet to discover the reason for S.H.C.

In the interests of science, and to further the knowledge of man in this area, I am willing to put my life (and liver) to the test.

Bring unto me vast quantities of scotch.

First blue, then gold, then green, then black, then red.

All I ask for in return is a bottle of "Blue Label 1805". Or 1909 White Label.

TheMercenary · 02-09-2009, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

No, scientific studies have proven that while Tequila wish increase the risk of spontaneously combusting, Scotch will only increase the likelihood of waking up with a sheep.

That was good.

02-08-2009, 04:28 PM	#1
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02-08-2009, 04:31 PM	#2
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	No, scientific studies have proven that while Tequila will increase the risk of spontaneously combusting, Scotch will only increase the likelihood of waking up with a sheep. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. Last edited by xoxoxoBruce; 02-10-2009 at 02:03 PM. Reason: kant spel gud

02-08-2009, 04:32 PM	#3
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	cite! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

02-08-2009, 04:48 PM	#5
Mad Professor Belt Conveyor Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Blighty Posts: 65	I think this may call for an experiment with some first year undergrads... __________________ Nothin' seems that weird anymore Lo Fidelity Allstars

02-08-2009, 07:57 PM	#6
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	I am a true blue scotch worshiper and while I've woken up with some really bad memories, I have, as of yet, to combust. Not that I recall. Of course...I'll keep trying. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

02-08-2009, 04:36 PM	#4
Pico and ME Are you knock-kneed? Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Middle Hoosierland Posts: 3,549

02-09-2009, 06:35 PM	#8
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	Science has yet to discover the reason for S.H.C. In the interests of science, and to further the knowledge of man in this area, I am willing to put my life (and liver) to the test. Bring unto me vast quantities of scotch. First blue, then gold, then green, then black, then red. All I ask for in return is a bottle of "Blue Label 1805". Or 1909 White Label. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

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