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Old 06-02-2005, 10:18 AM   #46
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Old 06-02-2005, 10:18 AM   #47
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Old 06-02-2005, 10:45 AM   #48
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stacyv, brianna, others? - I do ask, sometimes words sometimes actions, but what the hell happened to "no means no?" I thought that was a sign of respect, and that had to be present. what about consent? shit, I've been told that it felt like rape to her when I pressed the issue.

I don't fucking get it (a big play on words sad but true). And if I wait for her to start things up, it's a couple of times a year or so.
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Old 06-02-2005, 10:48 AM   #49
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and another thing or maybe the same thing. what a bout leaving the light on? "I'm so fat, I don't want you to see me.?!! you don't mind completely intimate sex, but I can't look at you? arrrgggh. That's furstrating. And we've been married for 15 years.
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Old 06-02-2005, 10:50 AM   #50
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wasn't that way wehn we met. She's hot now and was hot then. beautiful body and mind blowing attitude. both our bodies are 15 yrs older, obviouisly, but the attitude is 100 years older. messed up.
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Old 06-02-2005, 10:54 AM   #51
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how many children older? some (not all) seem to get the "i'm a mother now, i can't do that" syndrome whether they realize it or not.

what - just because you are a mother now you can't have sex on the hood of a car anymore?
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Old 06-02-2005, 10:54 AM   #52
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The minute I hear "no," that's it. I don't play with "no."

That reminds me of the episode of Chappelle's Show where he breaks out the Love Contract and the Confidentiality Agreement...we'll all need those eventually.
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Old 06-02-2005, 10:56 AM   #53
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no doesn't always mean no. once upon a time a lady i was dating kept getting pissed because i wouldn't pursue after she said no. sometimes it only means not yet - you haven't said or done the right thing to make the proposition attractive yet.


"fuck off and die you horny bastard or i'll stab you in your sleep" means exactly what it sounds like though.
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Old 06-02-2005, 11:09 AM   #54
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no doesn't always mean no. once upon a time a lady i was dating kept getting pissed because i wouldn't pursue after she said no. sometimes it only means not yet - you haven't said or done the right thing to make the proposition attractive yet.
I don't play games with "no." It's too risky to do so these days.
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Old 06-02-2005, 11:35 AM   #55
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what - just because you are a mother now you can't have sex on the hood of a car anymore?
"I'm sorry, dear, we're going to have to get rid of the handcuffs."
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Old 06-02-2005, 11:37 AM   #56
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Old 06-02-2005, 11:38 AM   #57
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I imagine most of the women who wish to be forcefully "taken" (myself included--I've never said no but I definitely prefer not to initiate) are in long-term exclusive relationships, where the guy should know exactly what "no" means.

If this is some chick you met in a bar, yeah, no means no. If this is your wife who has in the past reacted well when you were aggressive, it probably means something else.

If you don't know what no means with a particular woman, perhaps you should re-evaluate the relationship...
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Old 06-02-2005, 11:51 AM   #58
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... A pool table isn't very soft either, plthijinx.

I mean, uh, I wouldn't know.
but the felt is so sooooooft!


a friend of mine and his girl have all kinds of fun, in fact they have a deal that he has to give it to her really rough at least once a month (cuz he's not into it). not sure what she has to do once a month

last night i'd met up with them at the local watering hole and they told me about this though, damn this is funny:

she was giving him a BJ and she gaged, coughed and sneezed all at the same time all while he was um, cumming! i about feel off my bar stool in surprise and laughter!
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Old 06-02-2005, 01:06 PM   #59
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ok, has anyone ever been doing the nasty with someone for the first time and received a request that made your eyeballs pop? i'm talking a request that makes you squirm to the point that you decide right then and there you are going to finish, leave, and make sure you never ever ever hook up with that person again? and spend the rest of the day rinsing with lysterine...
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Old 06-02-2005, 01:08 PM   #60
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ok, has anyone ever been doing the nasty with someone for the first time and received a request that made your eyeballs pop? i'm talking a request that makes you squirm to the point that you decide right then and there you are going to finish, leave, and make sure you never ever ever hook up with that person again?
Well, there was this one girl who wanted me to do her doggy style while wearing a hat and playing a giant horn....
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