Jan 12th, 2017: Agropelter

xoxoxoBruce · 01-11-2017, 08:27 PM

The UK has their Nuckelavee.
Canada has their Ogopogo.
And of course the Aussies have their Drop Bears.

Eh, pissants, we've got Agropelter.

Quote:

The Agropelter is a Fearsome Critter that resides in an expanse of land between
Oregon and Maine. It is a creature that is very vengeful toward lumberjacks and
it makes its home in dead trees. The Agropelter will hurl dead tree limbs at any
logger that passes below its home. The beast’s aim is reportedly so impressive
that only one man survived an attack. The only reason he survived is because the
branch was so fragile, it shattered upon hitting his head. The man said that the
Agropelter looked much like an ape, but had a wiry body with whip-like arms.

Of course the picture is an illustration because the one guy that survived didn't have
a camera.

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lumberjim · 01-11-2017, 08:42 PM

Just as long as they don't mess with Lumberjims. The Jacks are on their own.

I can see that picture, btw.

footfootfoot · 01-12-2017, 07:56 AM

How many fingers am I holding up?

01-11-2017, 08:42 PM	#2
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Just as long as they don't mess with Lumberjims. The Jacks are on their own. I can see that picture, btw. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-12-2017, 07:56 AM	#3
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	How many fingers am I holding up? __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

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