1/10/2005: Whale penis - Page 2

Roosta · 01-12-2005, 07:23 AM

Do the barstools have height adjusters or do you just give the top a quick rub?

juju · 01-22-2005, 10:28 PM

Hey all,

Here's the orca penis in question.

wolf · 01-23-2005, 09:01 AM

That's the lead in pic for the Church of the Whale Penis.

Hi juju, welcome back.

Undertoad · 01-23-2005, 09:13 AM

It is, as I noted, a most impressive find.

darclauz · 10-02-2005, 11:29 PM

..........my dream date.

darclauz · 10-02-2005, 11:30 PM

i can't believe i said that. two minutes at the cellar again, and it's a whale penis evening.

LORD, i missed this place.

darclauz · 10-02-2005, 11:31 PM

and......... who's the guy, and what's his story? how does his wife feel about his fifteen minutes of fame? does she ever have cellarites stop them out in public, and say...hey! i know your husband! wasn't he the guy who....................

Griff · 06-05-2006, 06:23 AM

The whale penis will rise again.

xoxoxoBruce · 06-05-2006, 06:34 AM

Quote:

The biggest was a 5-foot-2-inch organ once belonging to a sperm whale and now preserved in a cylinder of formaldehyde. It was twice as long when it was still attached to the whale, Hjartarson said.

Undertoad · 06-05-2006, 06:54 AM

That's the original whale penis IotD from the museum.

Ibby · 06-05-2006, 06:57 AM

That orcock is... is...
*goes red*
...excuse me for a moment.

Elspode · 06-05-2006, 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Griff

The whale penis will rise again.

"In animals with such promiscuous ways, a male who can deposit sperm deeper into the female than his competitors is more likely to pass on his genes. So in evolutionary terms, he who has the longest penis bone wins."

I'm pretty sure this is still true nowadays. At least, it would seem so from the way some dickheads act.

xoxoxoBruce · 07-13-2006, 10:16 PM

We can always use another......

Elspode · 07-13-2006, 10:24 PM

Where are the whale indecency police?

Trilby · 07-14-2006, 10:05 AM

Do whale penii just flop around like that? I would have thought that they were retractable somehow.

01-12-2005, 07:23 AM	#16
Roosta Nutter. Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: England Posts: 221	Do the barstools have height adjusters or do you just give the top a quick rub? __________________ Back from the brink...

01-23-2005, 09:01 AM	#18
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	That's the lead in pic for the Church of the Whale Penis. Hi juju, welcome back. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

10-02-2005, 11:29 PM	#20
darclauz Breathing into a paper bag Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Ohio Posts: 334	..........my dream date. __________________ Taking up smoking to lose weight.

10-02-2005, 11:30 PM	#21
darclauz Breathing into a paper bag Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Ohio Posts: 334	i can't believe i said that. two minutes at the cellar again, and it's a whale penis evening. LORD, i missed this place. __________________ Taking up smoking to lose weight.

10-02-2005, 11:31 PM	#22
darclauz Breathing into a paper bag Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Ohio Posts: 334	and......... who's the guy, and what's his story? how does his wife feel about his fifteen minutes of fame? does she ever have cellarites stop them out in public, and say...hey! i know your husband! wasn't he the guy who.................... __________________ Taking up smoking to lose weight.

01-22-2005, 10:28 PM	#17
juju no one of consequence Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Arkansas Posts: 2,839	Hey all, Here's the orca penis in question.

01-23-2005, 09:13 AM	#19
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	It is, as I noted, a most impressive find.

06-05-2006, 06:23 AM	#23
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	The whale penis will rise again. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

06-05-2006, 06:54 AM	#25
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	That's the original whale penis IotD from the museum.

06-05-2006, 06:57 AM	#26
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	That orcock is... is... goes red ...excuse me for a moment. __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

07-13-2006, 10:16 PM	#28
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	We can always use another...... __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. Last edited by xoxoxoBruce; 04-07-2007 at 05:51 PM.

07-13-2006, 10:24 PM	#29
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Where are the whale indecency police? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

07-14-2006, 10:05 AM	#30
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Do whale penii just flop around like that? I would have thought that they were retractable somehow. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

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