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regular.joe · 08-04-2013, 08:25 PM

The bear says to the hunter "your not here for the hunting, are you?"

Sent through my connection with the aliens.

Crimson Ghost · 08-04-2013, 11:38 PM

It's to keep the hand from sliding off.

Crimson Ghost · 08-04-2013, 11:38 PM

Ooh, then you are NOT going to like Thursdays.

Gravdigr · 08-13-2013, 10:29 AM

87. So he fucked her twice and slapped her.

Gravdigr · 08-13-2013, 10:30 AM

88. Palsy

Sundae · 08-13-2013, 12:00 PM

89. And I said, "You're pulling my leg?"

Crimson Ghost · 08-15-2013, 08:33 PM

90. I want Grandma to take me. Her hand shakes.

Pete Zicato · 08-22-2013, 05:58 PM

91. Who do you think created the chaos?

92. Well, they won't let us back in The Cheesecake Factory anymore.

08-04-2013, 08:25 PM	#61
regular.joe Старый сержант Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: NC, dreaming of large Russian women. Posts: 1,464	The bear says to the hunter "your not here for the hunting, are you?" Sent through my connection with the aliens. __________________ Birth, wealth, and position are valueless during wartime. Man is only judged by his character --Soldier's Testament. Death, like birth, is a secret of Nature. - Marcus Aurelius.

08-04-2013, 11:38 PM	#62
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	It's to keep the hand from sliding off. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

08-04-2013, 11:38 PM	#63
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	Ooh, then you are NOT going to like Thursdays. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

08-13-2013, 10:29 AM	#64
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	87. So he fucked her twice and slapped her. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-13-2013, 10:30 AM	#65
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	88. Palsy __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-13-2013, 12:00 PM	#66
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	89. And I said, "You're pulling my leg?" __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

08-15-2013, 08:33 PM	#67
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	90. I want Grandma to take me. Her hand shakes.

08-22-2013, 05:58 PM	#68
Pete Zicato Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Chicago suburbs Posts: 2,916	91. Who do you think created the chaos? 92. Well, they won't let us back in The Cheesecake Factory anymore. __________________ Talk nerdy to me.

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