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Old 08-23-2011, 10:46 PM   #1
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Fun sayings and phrases

maybe putdowns...

I hadn't heard this before and loved it...

"her breath was so bad it could knock a buzzard off of a sh*te wagon"

I'm saving that....


and I just read this

"...urge to walk across the floor and slap her sister stupid. One whack would probably suffice"

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Old 08-23-2011, 10:50 PM   #2
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maybe putdowns...

I hadn't heard this before and loved it...

"her breath was so bad it could knock a buzzard off of a sh*te wagon"



I laughed out loud when I read this.
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Old 08-24-2011, 12:27 AM   #3
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I've taught my 3 and 4 year old kids to use the phrase "as the Dickens"
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Old 08-24-2011, 02:06 AM   #4
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The phrase "butt-fuck an antelope" crossed my mind a few days ago, merely as a general cuss. No idea why. It has a good rhythm though.
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Old 08-24-2011, 02:40 AM   #5
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mrs. G's aunt ( who lived thru the Blitz ) was a fan of "bless her cotton socks"

( cotton socks indicated simple-plain )
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Old 08-24-2011, 04:26 AM   #6
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when my sister and I want to be snarky we arch our eyebrows and say "She's no better than she should be!"

I saw The Help over the weekend and Allison Janney's character says, "Your sister is upsetting my cancerous ulcers!"
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Old 08-24-2011, 04:08 PM   #7
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"If a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass when he hopped"

"Dumb is not knowing any better. Stupid is knowing better, but doing it anyway."
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Old 08-28-2013, 09:47 AM   #8
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I came across this list of updated sayings/phrases/adages:

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