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Old 07-16-2013, 05:08 PM   #1
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Five Invasive Questions From Gravdigr

Aaaaaand we're jumping right in:

1. Have you ever seen your own bunghole (not a photo)?
2. Do you now, or have you ever, twisted your own nipples outside of sex/foreplay?
3. Have you ever worn a collar?
4. Have you ever smacked yourself on the ass?
5. Have you, or anyone else, smacked your ass with a kitchen implement?

No
No
Yes
Yes
Yes

Your turn. Answers. Go.
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Old 07-16-2013, 05:29 PM   #2
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For question 1, are we including the use of a mirror? Because otherwise, that's some Cirque do Soleil shit, right there.

For 2, is it strictly twisting you are asking about, or also, say, pinching?

For 4 and 5, are we talking bare-ass, or also clothed-ass?
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Old 07-16-2013, 10:01 PM   #3
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Yes to everything. The collar was on my button up shirt though.
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Old 07-17-2013, 01:22 AM   #4
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No
Yes and Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
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Old 07-18-2013, 09:31 AM   #5
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yes yes no yes yes

I still have my old dogs' collars but they don't fit me
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Old 07-18-2013, 09:54 AM   #6
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yes
yes
don't think so
probably, but can't remember a specific instance
probably, but can't remember a specific instance
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Old 07-18-2013, 10:09 AM   #7
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1. Have you ever seen your own bunghole (not a photo)?
Yep. There were mirrors involved, I'm not *that* flexible.
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2. Do you now, or have you ever, twisted your own nipples outside of sex/foreplay?
Now? Sure, ok, how was that? Good for you? Ever? Yeah.
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3. Have you ever worn a collar?
Yes. Not "for reals", but for testing for fit, comfort, appearance, etc.
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4. Have you ever smacked yourself on the ass?
Of course.
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5. Have you, or anyone else, smacked your ass with a kitchen implement?
Yes to both, for testing and for fun. Y'know, there's a term for such implements: pervertable, a kinky portmanteau of pervert and convertible. Think about it for a minute, then look around your room again. There's a lot of potential out there, eh? Or, maybe that's just me.
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Old 07-18-2013, 12:19 PM   #8
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1. Have you ever seen your own bunghole (not a photo)?
yes
2. Do you now, or have you ever, twisted your own nipples outside of sex/foreplay?
yes
3. Have you ever worn a collar?
yes
4. Have you ever smacked yourself on the ass?
no
5. Have you, or anyone else, smacked your ass with a kitchen implement?
no
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Old 07-26-2013, 03:54 PM   #9
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Or, maybe that's just me.
Trust me, V...It's not just you.
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