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01-08-2015, 01:59 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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I saw that vid earlier this past week and knew, just knew it would bite me in the ass. She prolly went to jail for disturbing the peace, at the least.
In all actuality, I was rather quiet in my order rage. I doubt anyone more than four feet away knew anything about my 'tirade'. Don't get thrown in jail for a hamburger, I always say. Also: I don't think we have an Ypsilanti here in KY. That might be the Ypsilanti in, uh, where was that, now...Oh, yeah it's in MICHIGAN!
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01-08-2015, 09:46 PM
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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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It didn't bite you in the ass.
 Your story rings a bell with everyone, we've all been there, and hopefully acted as wisely as you did. It cost me $430 for a new glass door on the pizza shop. 
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01-09-2015, 06:59 AM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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I dried one of my brand new SmartWool socks.
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01-09-2015, 07:55 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
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Huh. My wife throws her Smartwool sock in the drier all the time and they are fine. Were yours the really thick hiking kind or the daily wear thinner kind?
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01-09-2015, 11:20 AM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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They were the thick kind. You can dry them but they lose a lot of their soft fluffiness and shrink a bit. So now I have one super soft and fluffy one and one that is not so super soft and fluffy and about an inch shorter..
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01-09-2015, 12:06 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Mar 2011
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I don't know why for sure, but I just lol'd at the image of this big old fluffy sock next to a sad little went-through-the-dryer sock.
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01-09-2015, 12:09 PM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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You're sick. It's not funny at all.
Every time you laugh at a shrunken sock Jesus kicks a puppy.
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01-09-2015, 12:11 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Mar 2011
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I'm sorry. I really should think of the socks. I shouldn't be such a sock extremist.
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01-09-2015, 12:52 PM
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still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 26,813
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You're not the extremist, talk to the sick son of a bitch who wantonly threw that sock in the dryer.
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01-09-2015, 12:56 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Mar 2011
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Hey, yeah, you're right. I'm just reporting as I see it. I'm like the sock media. But sure, now I'm going to get blamed because a whole bunch of copycats are going to start throwing one of a pair of smartwool socks into the dryer. Like I created some sort of frenzy. Like I create the terror. hmmmph
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01-09-2015, 04:04 PM
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 25,571
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now he's footfootfo on one leg
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01-09-2015, 06:43 PM
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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01-09-2015, 10:32 PM
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Goon Squad Leader
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
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for fuck's sake, run the *other* one through the dryer too, and make them match. until then, I see you walking in circles.
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01-10-2015, 07:46 AM
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Encroaching on your decrees
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland
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01-10-2015, 11:05 AM
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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Silly foot3, just hit the undo button on your dryer.
or take up
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