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Old 09-09-2012, 01:57 PM   #886
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Everyone in my neighborhood has their windows open. I know this without even looking outside, because it's game day and about every 20 minutes or so, I hear a booming chorus of cheers. It's like I'm at the stadium in my pajamas!
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Old 09-09-2012, 09:32 PM   #887
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I never know whether to point and laugh or just pretend it didnt happen.
That's what pets are for, blaming.
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Old 09-10-2012, 11:42 AM   #888
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It's like I'm at the stadium in my pajamas!
That's a funny place to put a stadium.
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Old 09-10-2012, 11:44 AM   #889
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Old 09-10-2012, 06:34 PM   #890
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Apparently there's a town in the US somewhere called Mianus (not sure how it's spelled). The Jackass crew went there asking the locals about what sort of things are in Mianus. eg, is there a church in Mianus? Is there a swimming pool in Mianus? etc. It was the funniest Jackass stunt ever for me, although I was half cut when I was watching it, so that probably made it more so.
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Old 09-10-2012, 06:37 PM   #891
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I love the jackass boys!!
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Old 09-10-2012, 08:20 PM   #892
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That's a funny place to put a stadium.
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Old 09-11-2012, 03:01 AM   #893
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I had a real Beavis and Butthead moment when listening to the cycling during the Olympics.
One of the Malay competitors was called Awang. No, really.

On its own you can get over it, it's a name.
But to keep hearing in the commentary that someone has a wang catching up with them, or a wang on their shoulder or is desperately trying to get alongside a wang... Too much, too much.
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Old 09-11-2012, 06:48 AM   #894
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Yesterday my new co-teacher asks, "What sound does astronaut begin with." You know the rest.
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Old 09-26-2012, 08:56 AM   #895
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When ineptitude becomes comedy one can't help but be amused. It's an incredulous, bewildered, dumbfounded, head-shaking kind of amused, but amused nonetheless.

Even as I watch the Keystone Cops run this office into the ground, I laugh and I laugh. What else can I do? :clownsmilie:
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Old 09-26-2012, 09:32 AM   #896
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"What's mildly amusing you today?"

Group hugs.

HA!
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Old 09-26-2012, 10:26 AM   #897
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Yesterday my new co-teacher asks, "What sound does astronaut begin with." You know the rest.
<makes rocket noises>
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Old 09-26-2012, 11:32 PM   #898
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Old 10-11-2012, 03:18 PM   #899
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A student was in T's office and I told E: I think it's really nice of Scatman Crothers to stop in to talk to T for a while. (He sounded like him.)

Blank look. Well, she's young.

Then M (aka self-proclaimed end-all be-all expert on all things pop culture) comes along. He'll get it.

Blank look.

WHAAAAAAA? Hong Kong Phooey? The Shining? Twilight Zone: The Movie? Chico and the freaking MAN?

Sigh. Youngsters.


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Old 10-14-2012, 02:32 PM   #900
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You can tell a person's age by whether they try to give you detailed directions to an address...
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