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Old 02-05-2007, 09:18 PM   #1
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Shit that annoys you...

Cold weather... with NO relief in site.

People that spell "ALOT" as one word.

McDonalds... yuk

Mike Tyson

Michael Jackson
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Old 02-05-2007, 09:28 PM   #2
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plumbing

a car that won't start

PEOPLE WHO DO NOT CHANGE THE TP ROLL!

Quizno's

commericials

People who say "irregardless" and "eXspecially"
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Old 02-05-2007, 09:54 PM   #3
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Alot of stuff shits me today
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Old 02-05-2007, 09:59 PM   #4
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clerks who ask, "Did you find everything okay?" without any intention of helping you out if you say no.
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Old 02-05-2007, 10:03 PM   #5
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Lazy co-workers.
Assholes driving little imports WAY too fast.
Lack of common courtesy.
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Old 02-05-2007, 10:13 PM   #6
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People. All of you motherfuckers.
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Old 02-05-2007, 10:24 PM   #7
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Especially the incestuous ones, I suppose.

That and writers who can't distinguish one homonym from another... verbally, they've wrought rot.
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Old 02-05-2007, 10:45 PM   #8
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I find the shit that dangles because of some inadvertently ingested hair particularly annoying.
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Old 02-05-2007, 10:57 PM   #9
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That and writers who can't distinguish one homonym from another... verbally, they've wrought rot.
You are Mr. Language Person!
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
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Old 02-05-2007, 11:13 PM   #10
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Diarrhea...because you can never get away from the bathroom!
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Old 02-06-2007, 02:10 AM   #11
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1. Those kamikaze perfume women in the stores.
"You spray me with that, and I'm punching you in the tit."

2. People who wait until their groceries are completely scanned and bagged and THEN decide to whip out the checkbook. And to add insult to injury, they say "Oh, I was going to pay by check anyway. I just wanted to know how much. Who do I make the check out to?"
HEY COCKSUCKER!!! You knew you were paying by check, so fill the fucking thing out BEFORE you get to the register! And who to make it out to? The El Segundo Wine and Liqueur Exchange? Nooooo. ShopRite, you shitwit.

3. Assholes who take 10 minutes to decide what to get a McDonalds.
The menu is the same as it was yesterday. Decide already.
"I'll have the lobster bisque, a blackened catfish fillet sandwich, and a Rum & Coke."

4. There is a price on the item. That is the price.
"Excuse me, the price tag says $10. Is that the price?"
"Whadda think, toots?"

5. "Hey, your phone line was busy. Were you using it?"
"No, asshole. Tarzan needed something to swing from..."

6. "Excuse me, are you on line for the ATM?"
"No ma'am, I'm just waiting here for the stimulating conversation."

7. ATM service fees. ATM means Ass-To-Mouth.
They shove their dicks in your ass, and then force you to clean the shit covered dick with your tongue and expect you to smile for the chance.

8. Women who wear the skimpiest clothes possible, and then call you a pervert when you look. If you didn't want people to look, then why draw attention to yourself?

9. Poseur goth shitheads. "Oh. life is so horrid, I must wear black and be a miserable self-centered ass." Go ahead, ya schmuck. You want to off yourself, feel free to do so. All you're doing is keeping me employed.

10. Smug salesmen. "I'm sorry sir, we don't have that shirt in your size. These are more for slimmer fit people." Fuck you, asshole. I'm not the one working a minimum-wage paying slow death.
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Old 02-06-2007, 03:10 AM   #12
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1. Those kamikaze perfume women in the stores.
"You spray me with that, and I'm punching you in the tit."
hahaha, that caught me by surprise
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Old 02-06-2007, 06:16 AM   #13
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When people leave skid marks on my freshly cleaned toilet.

Shitheads who drive slowly in the passing lane.

Shaving whiskers in my bathroom basin.

Stink farts in bed.

People who behave as if they're superior to others.

some fuckwits online.
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Old 02-06-2007, 10:18 AM   #14
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Right now, people who, in a discussion, refuse to clearly answer a direct question.
If you don't know, "I don't know" is an answer. So is, "I was wrong". I say both all the time... it is cathartic.
What people tend to so these days is the equivalent of "look over here!", makes them look crazy.
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Old 02-06-2007, 10:38 AM   #15
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"Carnys..you know, circus folk." ;-)


And my annoyance du jour... People who think I want to hear their phone conversation on the bus to work. If the person can't hear you then wait until you get off the fucking bus to talk. I REALLY don't care to know what your "friend" did last night under the influence of whatever narcotic they had.
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