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Old 10-16-2019, 09:46 PM   #1291
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Old 10-17-2019, 07:06 AM   #1292
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Old 10-17-2019, 06:08 PM   #1293
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Whatever it is, I'm trying to be there for you.

People die. Purple live. The dead have the easier path. The survivors have to keep waking up every day and get on with life. Anything I can do to share your load, just ask.
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I will, thanks
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Old 10-17-2019, 07:00 PM   #1294
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Anything I can do to share your load, just ask.
I'm about to drop a load. Wanna share that?

I'm trying to get the level below my eyes...

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Old 10-17-2019, 07:12 PM   #1295
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Old 10-17-2019, 07:38 PM   #1296
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Old 10-17-2019, 08:43 PM   #1297
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You wanna talk shit? Here is my current problem.......

Thunderboy goes to U of M Dearborn. It's technically a different University from The main Ann Arbor Campus. (And U of m Flint) but students may join U of M teams on any campus and use the facilities etc. We live in Ann Arbor so it has been very easy for TB to join the Men's Water Polo Team which practices here in Ann Arbor.

But.... Canham Natatorium has has a cryptosporidium outbreak. So the team is "quarantined" and may not travel to the tournament in indiana this weekend unless they pass a poop test. He went yesterday morning, they said they needed him to come back in the afternoon to see a doc to get the requisition. he got stuck in traffic and missed it by a few minutes, they sent him to the 24 hour lab. they found a requisition in the system, did the test, the results are ready but no-one will give them to him. he has to return to the requisitioning body .... which just says U of M labs on the order. The people on the phone told him to go back to the 24 hour lab who told him to call the people on the phone...... There is no time to start over
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Old 10-17-2019, 10:15 PM   #1298
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Even if he didn't see a doc, someone authorized the requisition. Call Michigan Medicine Laboratories (MLabs) @ 800.862.7284 and have them pull up the requisition to give you the doctor's name and phone number. The results should've been sent to the doctor's office. Call that office for the results and have them faxed to whoever needs it.

It's worth a try.
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Old 10-17-2019, 10:58 PM   #1299
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Even if he didn't see a doc, someone authorized the requisition. Call Michigan Medicine Laboratories (MLabs) @ 800.862.7284 and have them pull up the requisition to give you the doctor's name and phone number. The results should've been sent to the doctor's office. Call that office for the results and have them faxed to whoever needs it.

It's worth a try.
thanks, he did -MLabs were who told him he could get the result from the 24 hour lab ...who gave him the MLabs number...... they gabe him the non-freephone number too

I have his GP trying to help now. So lucky she had a baby the same time who ended up in the same class at the same schools so is now a friend too.... she's going to get her hoard of nurses on the case first thing in the morning. Prob is, they mostly work with the other Non U M hospital, but any port in a storm, right?

What do we think the collective noun for nurses should be? hoard seems rude.... A "Caring" might be accurate but pukey.... A Swab? yes, I kinda like that. A Swab of Nurses
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Old 10-17-2019, 11:26 PM   #1300
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Old 10-18-2019, 12:16 AM   #1301
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Old 10-18-2019, 01:05 PM   #1302
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A hosiery of nurses







Know how to tell which is the head nurse?

She's the one with dirty knees.
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Old 10-18-2019, 02:12 PM   #1303
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Old 10-18-2019, 09:43 PM   #1304
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well, we got the result, he's clear, but they're not going anyway. Indiana doesn't want them
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Old 10-19-2019, 07:43 AM   #1305
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They might've got stuck in traffic and missed their start time anyway.
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