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Old 03-28-2006, 07:52 PM   #1
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most amusing

The inchling and I were reclining and reading "The Tale of Jeremy Fisher". At a point in the story, inchling looks into my ear, and gets really close and asks:
"Dad, are you in there?"
"yes," I respond "can you see me?"
"No, but I can hear you"

What a world!
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Old 04-27-2006, 01:34 PM   #2
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I was shopping at Kohl's for a new bikini earlier this week with rugrat in tow. As I was looking at some on higher hangers, rugrat grabs a striped top on a bottom row and says "Here mom, try these boobs". The woman next to me laughed out loud, as did I.
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Old 05-30-2006, 08:44 AM   #3
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Heh, got another.

Yesterday was el stinko hot here, so rugrat and I decided to have a water fight outside. We filled a 5 gallon bucket with water, and were throwing cups of water at each other. My husband came outside, and rugrat got him. So, he decided to grab the hose. After about 10 minutes of chasing us around with it my daughter bellows out, with hand on hip, "Stop that shit Daddy"!

We lost it. Good times, good times.
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Old 05-30-2006, 12:26 PM   #4
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LOL, I needed that!
My wife will say often out loud "where's that freakin' cableguy?"
My rugrat handed me my cell phone the other day, I said thank you, she said "you're welcome freaking cableguy"
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