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Old 08-05-2005, 07:32 PM   #451
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So here's a question for you: What aspect of you most resembles a porn star?
My libido and having spent hundreds of hours on the sets of low budget films and videos in the days I was a gaffer.

all G rated sad to say.
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Old 08-05-2005, 08:38 PM   #452
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So here's a question for you: What aspect of you most resembles a porn star?
My resentment of amateur movie directors.
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Old 08-05-2005, 09:38 PM   #453
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My big fat belly is kinda like Ron Jeremy's.
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Old 08-05-2005, 10:40 PM   #454
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My big fat belly is kinda like Ron Jeremy's.
Oh, quit bragging!
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Old 08-05-2005, 10:57 PM   #455
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A had a boyfriend who was very willing to let me practice on him.
As opposed to all of the guys who ran away screaming?

Really, most guys would accept an offer from a female shark.
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Old 08-09-2005, 04:07 PM   #456
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.....Really, most guys would accept an offer from a female shark.
hey! don't knock it until you try it! when they're out of water they do tend to squirm alot. just make sure you de-tooth them first!
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Old 08-10-2005, 03:54 PM   #457
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I'm going to go to a bowling alley and have sex with who-ever is buying.
More anon.
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Old 08-10-2005, 04:04 PM   #458
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excuse me?
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Old 08-10-2005, 04:20 PM   #459
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It beggars my imagination to think of a world where I could pick a venue and partner and have sex. I was cursed to have been born on the wrong side of this supply and demand calculation. This really happens?
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Old 08-10-2005, 04:35 PM   #460
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Old 08-10-2005, 04:38 PM   #461
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Old 08-10-2005, 04:40 PM   #462
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Will someone please send Bri a digital camera? Her life sounds a lot more interesting than mine.
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Old 08-10-2005, 04:43 PM   #463
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plthijinx--I don't know that to be a fact!

*very bad girl who doesn't give a hang*
Okay...now, someone correct me if I'm wrong, but...

plthijinx is a pilot, and apparently doing without sex lately. Bri lives in Ohio, not all that far from Texas for someone who is a pilot. She is also complaining about a lackanookie.

Does *anyone* see a solution to this seemingly intractible problem? Hmmm???
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Old 08-11-2005, 01:04 AM   #464
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It beggars my imagination to think of a world where I could pick a venue and partner and have sex. I was cursed to have been born on the wrong side of this supply and demand calculation. This really happens?
Well, I suppose it's easier for a woman than a man, especially if a woman isn't that picky. I don't frequent bowling ally's but I've had offers from the AA tow truck driver when my car broke down in Cortez (he was actually kind of cute), the guy at the camp site next to mine when I happened to uncharacteristically stay in one of those organized camping spots, a guy in the park, a guy 20 years younger than me in a bar, a guy 20 years OLDER than me in a different bar, a guy in a coffee shop, and a guy who sketched my picture and handed it to me at a local club. That's all in the last month when I hav been sending out every possible stay-away-from-me-don't-come-near me vibe I can think of. I'm still seeing ax murderers around every corner and just not interested right now. However if BRUCE were to make me an offer...
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Old 08-11-2005, 01:23 AM   #465
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I was cursed to have been born on the wrong side of this supply and demand calculation.
No you were born on the wrong side of the Pacific/South China Sea/Gulf of Thailand
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