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Old 09-16-2005, 09:40 AM   #526
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na, she's probably hooked up with one of the dancers
still.......
Lucky wench. *miffed*
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Old 09-16-2005, 11:02 AM   #527
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Girls, are you sure there is not enough of Bruce for us all to share?

Kitty has nails she can scratch--meow--
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Old 09-16-2005, 02:17 PM   #528
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wolf has 12 gauge claws. No contest.
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Old 09-16-2005, 03:09 PM   #529
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I am quite sure that wolf would not hesitate to pop a cap in my ass over bruce.

Actually, "Pop a Cap in my Ass over Bruce" is a good title for a song...
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
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Old 09-16-2005, 03:58 PM   #530
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Or the drag crowd's version, "Pop a Cap in My Ass, Bruce".

Bruce, how often do these catfights erupt over your attentions? When they end, do you do the winner or the loser? Or are you too much of a gentleman to tell? One BigV spoiling everyone's voyeurism is quite enough, you know.
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Old 09-16-2005, 04:09 PM   #531
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I am no match for you girls and I do not want my ass capped or popped for that matter. I deign to your obvious superiority. I'll just have to worship Bruce from afar
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Old 09-16-2005, 05:47 PM   #532
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--snip--Not that I don't find the descriptions of your escapades entertaining.
Hey! Exhibitionism is not a prerequisite for voyeurism. :wink: :wink: :nudge: :nudge:
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Old 09-17-2005, 01:09 AM   #533
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...... not hesitate to pop a cap in my ass...
hey! i'll pop a in/on uhhhhhhh :
oh my! did i just say that?!
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Old 09-17-2005, 11:01 AM   #534
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plthijinx--are you flirting with me? You devil! Fly on over! I've got a landing strip...
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
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Old 09-17-2005, 04:58 PM   #535
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just so happens that my short field landings are smooth and graceful!
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Old 09-19-2005, 02:30 AM   #536
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Earlier in this thread there was mention of a brazilian. ... I must say, the end result was fabulous. I would love to continue to have this procedure done on a regular basis but I plan to research my location and find someone who isn't a ^%*$# sadist to do it next time. The pain was so enormous I actually laughed each time she would rip off the wax. I have never had that reaction to pain before. I don't know if I was laughing to keep from crying and shrieking or if I was laughing because I was stupid enough to pay someone to inflict that kind of pain.

Ok... now I am scared... How much do they cost anyway?
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Old 09-19-2005, 11:14 AM   #537
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just so happens that my short field landings are smooth and graceful!
and, well, short. Drop the hook and clubhaul! You'll come righ about, ye scabrous scurvy dog, ye...
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Old 09-19-2005, 11:47 AM   #538
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Avast ye landlubbers! 'Cause this thread is lower than the bilge, ye shouldn't have a problem talking about me booty or walking me plank!


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Old 09-19-2005, 01:35 PM   #539
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and, well, short. Drop the hook and clubhaul! You'll come righ about, ye scabrous scurvy dog, ye...
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Old 09-19-2005, 06:33 PM   #540
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Um...I just want to fuck. No takers? You fie and evil doggerals...!
(in keeping with--oh, fuck it! i am sure and hearty sick of the Ren!)
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"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
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