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Old 10-05-2005, 09:44 PM   #571
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huh. I just found out what MILF means. Ta Da!
well then? do you fit the description?
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Old 10-06-2005, 04:29 AM   #572
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go comando in mini skirts do ya Sundae?


Althought when you think about it, long skirts would get in the way if you were on manoeuvres, right?
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Old 10-06-2005, 04:41 AM   #573
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Private? On the internet? That's a good one. You should post it on the humor thread. hehehe....
Ah but notice I jumped in anyway - you just don't get decent conversations about your flaps in the real world

I have had NO luck in waxing myself. I've tried my legs, my pits and my top lip (this didn't actually need doing, was more a whim thing). I left hairs all over my legs, made my armpits bleed and removed all the skin from the top of my lip (put the strip too far down - got a row of scabs that made me look scarily unclean for a while).

So, no - I wouldn't do it myself, and I wouldn't consider asking a significant other to do it unless they were trained.
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Old 10-06-2005, 07:46 AM   #574
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Althought when you think about it, long skirts would get in the way if you were on manoeuvres, right?
you've got a point there! i just wish i was the shop assistant!
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Old 10-06-2005, 09:55 AM   #575
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I heard MILF used on ER the other night...that was funny.
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Old 10-08-2005, 01:02 AM   #576
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Zippyt posted a link to this movie a while back, but it seems apropos

http://www.transbuddha.com/index.php/buddha/bushes/

I think the link will work
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Old 10-08-2005, 10:56 PM   #577
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One of them towards the end says "f*ck!", right after the phone call one... A reeeeeeeaaaaallllly ugly one. I cracked up!!
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Old 10-09-2005, 12:26 AM   #578
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One of them towards the end says "f*ck!", right after the phone call one... A reeeeeeeaaaaallllly ugly one. I cracked up!!
Yeah, nothing takes the wind out of your sails more than a chick with an Adam's apple. shiver eww
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Old 10-11-2005, 09:46 AM   #579
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UT wrote about just that scenario.
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Old 10-11-2005, 09:54 AM   #580
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isn't there a little something that Julie needs to *ahem* get off her chest here in this thread?????
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Old 10-11-2005, 01:23 PM   #581
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which Julie?
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Old 10-11-2005, 02:18 PM   #582
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whoops, my bad, itsjulie.....from this post
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Old 10-11-2005, 03:55 PM   #583
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She's not that kind of girl, plthijinx. Nope, not that kind of girl, at all.
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Old 10-11-2005, 04:14 PM   #584
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alrighty then. she needs to go on a coupla more dates then fill us in with the juicy details that *ahem* filled her in.
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Old 10-11-2005, 09:57 PM   #585
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I have to admit though, being single after married for so many ungodly, long years is getting fun! Saw another cutie at the gym today - he caught me checking him out - twice. As he was leaving he made sure he turned to me and smiled. Oh, yeah - this is getting fun.

BUT, remember, I am not that kind of girl, so it may take a while to "fill you in" with some stories!
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