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Old 10-17-2005, 06:23 PM   #616
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...snip Until now, I hadn't imagined what I think you're implying. Wow.
...snip.
That's because Clodfobble thinks outside the erm, ahem, box.
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Old 10-17-2005, 06:56 PM   #617
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'member this one?
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Old 10-17-2005, 07:10 PM   #618
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Where in the heck did my ASS land?! BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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Old 10-17-2005, 07:11 PM   #619
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That's because <strike>Clodfobble</strike> BigV thinks outside the erm, ahem, box.
Corrected.
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Old 10-17-2005, 09:35 PM   #620
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I had one of these as a pre-teen. I really wonder to this day if the aunt who gave it to me (an empowered woman, to say the least) in fact knew exactly what she was doing.
How did you explain the ink stains to your mother when she did the laundry?
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Old 10-17-2005, 09:45 PM   #621
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How did you explain the ink stains to your mother when she did the laundry?
HAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAA

SCF!
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Old 10-17-2005, 10:52 PM   #622
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I think the best invention in toys is the "bullet" or "egg" thingies... those are fun!! :p
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Old 10-17-2005, 10:55 PM   #623
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How did you explain the ink stains to your mother when she did the laundry?

i thought.. ink stains?

and then i thought....................


ah.


bwahahahaha
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Old 10-18-2005, 12:52 AM   #624
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if the world ended today and in a thousand years a strange enlightened species came around investigating they would wonder what our familial fascination with rabbits, dolphins, and turtles would be.

i mean, yes, we enjoy toys.
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Old 10-18-2005, 09:18 AM   #625
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My then boyfriend, now husband bought me my first vibrator, a simple black one from the local dirty book store. Probably why I married him Since, we have tried lots of different things, but generally they all get used once and tossed in the garbage. However, after my last plain ole vibrator pooped out, I ended up trying a hungry bear vibrator and holy moly. For the first time I use it even when he's not around. It twirls and vibrates (or only one at a time). I give it 5 moans. By the way, I only paid $60 at the local shop here, I just noticed the price on the link was $96. Either way, worth every penny...
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Old 10-18-2005, 09:44 AM   #626
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hm. really beginning to see the advantages of not bothering with an actual boyfriend...
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Old 10-18-2005, 10:49 AM   #627
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I can't say I've every really enjoyed using a vibrator. For me stimulation is as much about fantasy as technique. I find them noisy and a little too intense for clitoral stimulation, and have never really mastered the art of masturbation any other way. For me they have only been used as props if my partner has been a fan of toys.

But I did buy my Mum a Rampant Rabbit for her birthday (she said she didn't know who else to ask). Her carefully worded vague report suggests perhaps I should get one for myself & see what I've been missing out on.....?
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Old 10-18-2005, 12:36 PM   #628
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But I did buy my Mum a Rampant Rabbit for her birthday (she said she didn't know who else to ask). Her carefully worded vague report suggests perhaps I should get one for myself & see what I've been missing out on.....?

NO WAY! LOVE IT!
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Old 10-18-2005, 01:21 PM   #629
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hm. really beginning to see the advantages of not bothering with an actual boyfriend...
OK, I confess, I'm not a real person. I'm Brianna's new sex toy:

coin operated boy
sitting on the shelf he is just a toy
but i turn him on and he comes to life
automatic joy
that is why i want a coin operated boy


who could ever ever ask for more
love without complications galore
i will never leave my bedroom
i will never cry at night again
wrap my arms around him and pretend....

coin operated boy
all the other real ones that i destroy
cannot hold a candle to my new boy and i'll
never let him go and i'll never be alone
not with my coin operated boy ...

he may not be real ... experienced with girls
but i know he feels like a boy should feel
isnt that the point that is why i want a
coin operated boy
with his pretty coin operated voice
saying that he loves me that he's thinking of me
straight and to the point
that is why i want
a coin operated boy.


http://dresdendolls.com/downloads_n_...peratedboy.htm
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Old 10-18-2005, 05:29 PM   #630
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How did you explain the ink stains to your mother when she did the laundry?
That's the thing, it came with removable ("interchangeable") ink tips--so it didn't even have to have any ink in it at all. I feel certain the manufacturers know what their product is most often used for, at any rate.

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...I find them noisy and a little too intense for clitoral stimulation...
Cheap ones definitely are. I've personally found that can be solved by using mostly-depleted batteries.
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