poetry challenge

monster · 04-14-2009, 09:19 PM

There once was a place in the cellar
where the average dwellar
could post a quick rhyme
in 3 or 4-time
and still emote more than old yeller

think you can do better? ...well hell, my crayfish could do better, but still.... the challenge is to write 4 or 5 lines which must rhyme somehow on the topic chosen by the poster before you.

next up: The Obamas' new dog

don't forget to choose a new topic when you're done....

...if we ever make it to 50 poems in here, we should have a poll to choose the best.....

limey · 04-15-2009, 06:15 AM

The dog that was bought by Obama
liked nothing but plenty of drama.
They got in a trainer
(it was our own Dana)
and now the White House is much calmer.

Phil Spector ...

glatt · 04-15-2009, 08:49 AM

Phil Spector just wanted some fun.
She didn't, so he fed her a gun.
He denied that he did it
But the jury thought different
So now no more hits number one.

Somali pirates..

classicman · 04-15-2009, 09:56 AM

We're just in it for money,
Don't think this is funny.
The US got their guy back,
that is a matter of fact.
So I'm not comin home honey.

Clone Threads ...

Shawnee123 · 04-15-2009, 10:09 AM

Flint, of quick wit and sharp tongue
"These clone threads!" he said he had brung
Some Dwellars grumbled
The Cloners got pummelled
But that stopped no bit of the fun.

topic:

wtf images

Queen of the Ryche · 04-15-2009, 11:43 AM

I came here for IOTD
Then Doodads and WTF hooked me
The Cellar's like crack
I just keep coming back
Its like a goddam STD

next: Freedom

Beestie · 04-15-2009, 11:53 AM

I forgot the new topic
'Cause I post while myopic
Said Queen of the Ryche
As she plugged up the dyke
With her finger that UR not sorry about.

Cellar collage.

Undertoad · 04-15-2009, 01:21 PM

Jim put on his sketching bandanna.
"The Dwellars will love me mañana!
It's a really good day
Cos I've worked out a way
To procure a new pic of Brianna!"

Bo, the new white house portugese water dawg

monster · 04-15-2009, 01:43 PM

(see #2)

Sheldonrs · 04-15-2009, 01:49 PM

The Obamas love their dog Bo
Even more than you ever can know
But if the girls want his puppies
They'd better buy guppies
Cuz Bo is on the downlow.

Millard Fillmore

glatt · 04-15-2009, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

Millard Fillmore

Millard Fillmore was the last of the Whigs.
I got nothing, so I'll talk about pigs.
They are pink and delicious
Although not too nutritious
And this poem will offend all the prigs.

"The Office" sitcom

dollface · 04-15-2009, 04:29 PM

Dwight has a beet farm and a crush on a bitch-
A two-timing cat freak who didn't get hitched.
I still like Angela, she has so much charm,
And licking her cat didn't do her any harm.

----------------------------

More Office!!

glatt · 04-16-2009, 12:35 PM

The Office again, huh? OK.

Eating bacon in bed is real nice.
Oh, to smell a fresh a slice!
But the George Foreman grill,
your foot, it will kill
So you'll need a small baggie of ice.

Tiki's housemate

Trilby · 04-16-2009, 12:42 PM

Tiki's housemate is quite the douchebag,
She's really that much of a hag,
She chit-chats all mornin'
So Tiki'll be bornin'
Her housemates dead body away.

The paucity of ladies restrooms at Kiss concerts.

Queen of the Ryche · 04-16-2009, 01:27 PM

Whether watching Metallica or Kiss
If you're a lady and you need to piss,
Don't wait in that line,
You'll run out of time -
The guys I pass in the men's room
Are well aware of this.

Next: Reality TV

04-14-2009, 09:19 PM	#1
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	poetry challenge There once was a place in the cellar where the average dwellar could post a quick rhyme in 3 or 4-time and still emote more than old yeller think you can do better? ...well hell, my crayfish could do better, but still.... the challenge is to write 4 or 5 lines which must rhyme somehow on the topic chosen by the poster before you. next up: The Obamas' new dog don't forget to choose a new topic when you're done.... ...if we ever make it to 50 poems in here, we should have a poll to choose the best..... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-15-2009, 09:56 AM	#4
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	We're just in it for money, Don't think this is funny. The US got their guy back, that is a matter of fact. So I'm not comin home honey. Clone Threads ... __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

04-15-2009, 10:09 AM	#5
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Flint, of quick wit and sharp tongue "These clone threads!" he said he had brung Some Dwellars grumbled The Cloners got pummelled But that stopped no bit of the fun. topic: wtf images __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

04-15-2009, 11:43 AM	#6
Queen of the Ryche is fleeing the scene Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Beautiful CO Posts: 1,510	I came here for IOTD Then Doodads and WTF hooked me The Cellar's like crack I just keep coming back Its like a goddam STD next: Freedom __________________ Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six. Last edited by Queen of the Ryche; 04-15-2009 at 11:48 AM.

04-15-2009, 11:53 AM	#7
Beestie -◊\|≡·∙■·∙≡\|◊- Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Parts unknown. Posts: 4,081	I forgot the new topic 'Cause I post while myopic Said Queen of the Ryche As she plugged up the dyke With her finger that UR not sorry about. Cellar collage. __________________ ♠ ♥ ♣ ♦

04-15-2009, 06:15 AM	#2
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	The dog that was bought by Obama liked nothing but plenty of drama. They got in a trainer (it was our own Dana) and now the White House is much calmer. Phil Spector ... __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

04-15-2009, 08:49 AM	#3
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Phil Spector just wanted some fun. She didn't, so he fed her a gun. He denied that he did it But the jury thought different So now no more hits number one. Somali pirates..

04-15-2009, 01:21 PM	#8
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Jim put on his sketching bandanna. "The Dwellars will love me mañana! It's a really good day Cos I've worked out a way To procure a new pic of Brianna!" Bo, the new white house portugese water dawg

04-15-2009, 01:43 PM	#9
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	(see #2) __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-15-2009, 01:49 PM	#10
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	The Obamas love their dog Bo Even more than you ever can know But if the girls want his puppies They'd better buy guppies Cuz Bo is on the downlow. Millard Fillmore __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

04-15-2009, 04:29 PM	#12
dollface Questionist Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 8	Dwight has a beet farm and a crush on a bitch- A two-timing cat freak who didn't get hitched. I still like Angela, she has so much charm, And licking her cat didn't do her any harm. ---------------------------- More Office!! Last edited by dollface; 04-15-2009 at 04:30 PM. Reason: forgot the next topic

04-16-2009, 12:35 PM	#13
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	The Office again, huh? OK. Eating bacon in bed is real nice. Oh, to smell a fresh a slice! But the George Foreman grill, your foot, it will kill So you'll need a small baggie of ice. Tiki's housemate

04-16-2009, 12:42 PM	#14
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Tiki's housemate is quite the douchebag, She's really that much of a hag, She chit-chats all mornin' So Tiki'll be bornin' Her housemates dead body away. The paucity of ladies restrooms at Kiss concerts. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

04-16-2009, 01:27 PM	#15
Queen of the Ryche is fleeing the scene Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Beautiful CO Posts: 1,510	Whether watching Metallica or Kiss If you're a lady and you need to piss, Don't wait in that line, You'll run out of time - The guys I pass in the men's room Are well aware of this. Next: Reality TV __________________ Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.

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