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Old 09-13-2004, 06:41 PM   #16
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Hm...I think I'd like the power to start over. Yeah, that'll be cool.
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Old 09-13-2004, 09:52 PM   #17
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I've answered this question many different ways at various points in my life.

This week, I'd like the power to see events that have transpired with the ability to show them to others. This could be used to solve questions of our creation, witness religious miracles, resolve murders, and see disputed historical events. (However, I've never wanted to see into the future because that would sap all of the fun out of it.)

I'd like to think that with this knowledge we could move on with our lives and stop bickering over stupid stuff.

Then again, last week I wanted to leverage the unused brain cycles of other people to resolve complex problems. (Since some folks I know aren't pulling their weight or using even their minimum potential...) Think of it as sort of a distributed computing solution for humanity. I quickly rescinded this wish when I realized, given the quality of some of the hardware involved (including my own), the results would probably be flawed anyway.
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Old 09-18-2004, 11:36 AM   #18
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Anything I write comes true. Along with the power to edit anything out that I want. I could be changing eternity and no one would be any the wiser. If I got exhausted with this power I could always hire an expert side-kick...Bush Jr. :p
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Old 10-30-2004, 11:30 PM   #19
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mine would have to be reading minds,
i always want to know what people are thinking,
keeps me from my own thoughts
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Old 10-30-2004, 11:36 PM   #20
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Reading minds, changing the flow of time, but I think a really useful superpower would be to eat all the chocolate I wanted and not have to deal with any of the calories.
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Old 10-31-2004, 12:05 AM   #21
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If you had one, what would your “super power” be
The power to have any power I want when I want it :p
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Old 10-31-2004, 06:23 AM   #22
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... [snip] ... I'd like the power to see events that have transpired ... [snip] ...
From whose point of view?
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Old 11-11-2004, 10:01 PM   #23
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I would want the POWER OF PERSUASION!
...Gasp!
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Old 11-12-2004, 12:15 AM   #24
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POWER OF PERSUASION!
Same here. That and the power to to eliminate the IRS.


*That one* would be appreciated by nearly everyone.
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Old 11-12-2004, 11:52 AM   #25
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I'd like the power to turn divorces into rainbow-filled picnics without the ants. Not that I've had any D's.....but this seems most impossible....(it's the little things)
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Old 11-12-2004, 12:03 PM   #26
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I'd like the power to trade places with anyone, anywhere, anytime for as long (or short) as I wanted.
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Old 11-12-2004, 12:21 PM   #27
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I'd like the power to turn divorces into rainbow-filled picnics without the ants. Not that I've had any D's.....but this seems most impossible....(it's the little things)
Turns out, I have that power. I think my divorce was more pleasant than my wedding.

I want the power Beestie mentioned above. The possibilities are simply endless.
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Old 11-12-2004, 01:15 PM   #28
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I just want to fly. That would be endlessly cool. Sure, seeing the future and/or being a human movie reel for the past would be fun, and being able to read and/or alter peoples' thoughts is useful, but all I want is to just coast on the breeze to wherever I want to go. And, occasionally, to spit on people from about 1000 feet upward, just to screw with them
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Old 11-12-2004, 07:35 PM   #29
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... I might save kittens from trees too...
Trees are just minding their own business. It is the kittens who are menacing the trees. Don't let that "innocent" act fool you.

Those kittens have claws like razors, huge, bloody fangs.

brrrr.
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Old 11-14-2004, 06:00 AM   #30
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"I wanna be a rainmaker. I wanna know what it's like to make the rain. I'd store it in little yellow boxes and everyone would say "Let me have some..."
DID U SAID RAIN? HUH? :p :p
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