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Old 05-17-2015, 07:44 PM   #5881
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Needy cuntz.
Yeah. Yeah, I do.
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Old 06-11-2015, 08:48 PM   #5882
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Where the hell is my fire TV remote. I just had the damn thing. I haven't gotten my fat ass up off the sofa, and yes I've checked down the cushions and over the side.

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Old 06-12-2015, 11:32 AM   #5883
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I lose mine on the top of the back of the sofa, sometimes.
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Old 06-12-2015, 01:22 PM   #5884
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Over the side and under the sofa turned out to be the sweet spot. If I install the app on my phone, does that mean I'll start losing my phone?

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Old 06-12-2015, 03:24 PM   #5885
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Things I apparently need tracking devices on:
- my tweezers
- keys
- lighter (for rare candles)
- correct coloured bra for chosen outfit
- landline handset - although that's because only my Godfather ever calls me on it
- stamps
- buspass
- glasses/ prescription sunglasses
- library books
- birdfood
- appropriate footwear

The one thing I can always find is my umbrella, because knowing how easily I misplace things I decided to prop it up on the landing outside my flat (I'm on the top floor, so no-one uses this space but me). I've only unfurled it once since I bought it because I have short hair and prefer to wear a hat.
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Old 06-26-2015, 03:05 PM   #5886
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Boxers. Boxers have me mildly irritated today.

To wit:

In his most recent fight Floyd Moneyweather made app. $180 million bucks. For 36 minutes fight time. 2,160 seconds. $180,000,000. That's $83,333 per second.

Awesome? Not even close.

In 1988, Mike Tyson knocked out then undefeated Michael Spinks in 91 seconds. Tyson made $22 million. In 91 seconds.

That comes to $241,758 per second.

So, yeah, I'm just a little ticked rfn.



Source: June 2015 issue of AthlonSports.
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Old 06-26-2015, 07:11 PM   #5887
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oh, I thought you had an underwear malfunction issue
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