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Old 06-18-2011, 03:29 PM   #16
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I've always thought she looked like a marionette. I've never found her attractive.

Is twig.
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Old 06-18-2011, 03:34 PM   #17
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...how they wouldn't be a real man if they had a small cock, but with an enormous wanger they would be super-hot-plus...
Welcome to Earth.

Cock/wallet, whatev.

Ppl judge.
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Old 06-18-2011, 04:06 PM   #18
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Cock and wallet are not the same. For a kickoff, both can be more easily disguised than breast size which is pretty upfront and measurable.
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Old 06-18-2011, 08:00 PM   #19
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I've always thought she looked like a marionette. I've never found her attractive.

Is twig.
Agreed. Looks like a skull - no meat. eww again.
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Old 06-18-2011, 11:12 PM   #20
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I'm pretty flat chested myself, but I've gotta make a mean comment here. That's really unflattering. As Clodfobble pointed out, she's making a point to really, really flatten her chest. There is an appropriate way to flatter your body type. I don't think that picture is unattractive because she's flat-chested but it's how she decides to display that fact.
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Old 06-18-2011, 11:21 PM   #21
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Cock and wallet are not the same. For a kickoff, both can be more easily disguised than breast size which is pretty upfront and measurable.
On the other hand, you have to admit that it's a lot easier to augment boob size (either surgically or merely visibly) if you want to.
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Old 06-19-2011, 04:40 AM   #22
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You can always enhance your wallet if you are willing to work.
Nothing you can do about cock size, ever.
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Old 06-19-2011, 09:21 AM   #23
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My opinion is that SHE is unattractive. being flat-chested has little to do with that, again IMO.

ETA - you three are very funny...
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Old 06-19-2011, 01:47 PM   #24
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Nothing you can do about cock size, ever.
I don't know about that - just for you, here's a picture of the man with the biggest cock in the world!











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Old 06-19-2011, 04:08 PM   #25
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She is not unattractive. She could be gorgeous.

She just doesn't eat enough.
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Old 06-20-2011, 12:29 AM   #26
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I could help with that ...

[sound] zipper [/effects]

But yeah, general agreement, potentially very nice, but needs some flesh on those bones.
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Old 06-20-2011, 07:58 AM   #27
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She is not unattractive. She could be gorgeous.

She just doesn't eat enough.
This seems to be the first mention of an eating disorder. Seems pretty obvious to me.

A normally small-chested woman could be rendered boobless when body weight falls to about...80?

Not about the boobehs, folks. She's ill!

eta: Oh, Brianna did order a bucket of chicken for her. Sorry Bri.
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