The Sex Thread - Page 36

Trilby · 09-16-2005, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by plthijinx

na, she's probably hooked up with one of the dancers
still.......

Lucky wench. *miffed*

undone · 09-16-2005, 10:02 AM

Girls, are you sure there is not enough of Bruce for us all to share?

Kitty has nails she can scratch--meow--

wolf · 09-16-2005, 01:17 PM

wolf has 12 gauge claws. No contest.

Trilby · 09-16-2005, 02:09 PM

I am quite sure that wolf would not hesitate to pop a cap in my ass over bruce.

Actually, "Pop a Cap in my Ass over Bruce" is a good title for a song...

Elspode · 09-16-2005, 02:58 PM

Or the drag crowd's version, "Pop a Cap in My Ass, Bruce".

Bruce, how often do these catfights erupt over your attentions? When they end, do you do the winner or the loser? Or are you too much of a gentleman to tell? One BigV spoiling everyone's voyeurism is quite enough, you know.

undone · 09-16-2005, 03:09 PM

I am no match for you girls and I do not want my ass capped or popped for that matter. I deign to your obvious superiority. I'll just have to worship Bruce from afar

BigV · 09-16-2005, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by BigV

--snip--Not that I don't find the descriptions of your escapades entertaining.

Hey! Exhibitionism is not a prerequisite for voyeurism. :wink: :wink: :nudge: :nudge:

plthijinx · 09-17-2005, 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

...... not hesitate to pop a cap in my ass...

hey! i'll pop a

in/on uhhhhhhh

:
oh my! did i just say that?!

Trilby · 09-17-2005, 10:01 AM

plthijinx--are you flirting with me? You devil! Fly on over! I've got a landing strip...

plthijinx · 09-17-2005, 03:58 PM

just so happens that my short field landings are smooth and graceful!

Iggy · 09-19-2005, 01:30 AM

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Originally Posted by undone

Earlier in this thread there was mention of a brazilian. ... I must say, the end result was fabulous. I would love to continue to have this procedure done on a regular basis but I plan to research my location and find someone who isn't a ^%*$# sadist to do it next time. The pain was so enormous I actually laughed each time she would rip off the wax. I have never had that reaction to pain before. I don't know if I was laughing to keep from crying and shrieking or if I was laughing because I was stupid enough to pay someone to inflict that kind of pain.

Ok... now I am scared... How much do they cost anyway?

BigV · 09-19-2005, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by plthijinx

just so happens that my short field landings are smooth and graceful!

and, well, short. Drop the hook and clubhaul! You'll come righ about, ye scabrous scurvy dog, ye...

Hobbs · 09-19-2005, 10:47 AM

Avast ye landlubbers! 'Cause this thread is lower than the bilge, ye shouldn't have a problem talking about me booty or walking me plank!

Arg!

plthijinx · 09-19-2005, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by BigV

and, well, short. Drop the hook and clubhaul! You'll come righ about, ye scabrous scurvy dog, ye...

Trilby · 09-19-2005, 05:33 PM

Um...I just want to fuck. No takers? You fie and evil doggerals...!
(in keeping with--oh, fuck it! i am sure and hearty sick of the Ren!)

09-16-2005, 10:02 AM	#527
undone work in progess Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 100	Girls, are you sure there is not enough of Bruce for us all to share? Kitty has nails she can scratch--meow-- __________________ If ignorance is bliss...Why aren't more people happy?

09-16-2005, 01:17 PM	#528
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	wolf has 12 gauge claws. No contest. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

09-16-2005, 02:09 PM	#529
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I am quite sure that wolf would not hesitate to pop a cap in my ass over bruce. Actually, "Pop a Cap in my Ass over Bruce" is a good title for a song... __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

09-16-2005, 02:58 PM	#530
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Or the drag crowd's version, "Pop a Cap in My Ass, Bruce". Bruce, how often do these catfights erupt over your attentions? When they end, do you do the winner or the loser? Or are you too much of a gentleman to tell? One BigV spoiling everyone's voyeurism is quite enough, you know. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

09-16-2005, 03:09 PM	#531
undone work in progess Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 100	I am no match for you girls and I do not want my ass capped or popped for that matter. I deign to your obvious superiority. I'll just have to worship Bruce from afar __________________ If ignorance is bliss...Why aren't more people happy?

09-17-2005, 10:01 AM	#534
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	plthijinx--are you flirting with me? You devil! Fly on over! I've got a landing strip... __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

09-17-2005, 03:58 PM	#535
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	just so happens that my short field landings are smooth and graceful! __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

09-19-2005, 10:47 AM	#538
Hobbs Professor for the school of ass-clownery Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Surprise! Posts: 404	Avast ye landlubbers! 'Cause this thread is lower than the bilge, ye shouldn't have a problem talking about me booty or walking me plank! Arg! __________________ That's it! Send in the chimps!

09-19-2005, 05:33 PM	#540
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Um...I just want to fuck. No takers? You fie and evil doggerals...! (in keeping with--oh, fuck it! i am sure and hearty sick of the Ren!) __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

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