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Old 10-05-2009, 09:19 PM   #7561
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A Møøse once bit my sister ...
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse
with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given
her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst
Nordfink".

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...
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Old 10-05-2009, 09:43 PM   #7562
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clear the area!

I said clear the goddamn fuckin' area...... don't stop ti discuss the most efficient way to clear the area, or your "motive"....



there's interbreeding and everything.... it's not a pretty sight
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Old 10-06-2009, 09:14 PM   #7563
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The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.
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Old 10-06-2009, 10:04 PM   #7564
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yeah, I saw this on another site. I think it might be a gag ad. Though, never discount the fact that ther are no limits to stupidity.
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Old 10-07-2009, 10:57 AM   #7565
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I think it might be a gag . . .
No, it's not a gag, it's a .. . oh. nevermind.
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Old 10-07-2009, 12:24 PM   #7566
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Wrong end.
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Old 10-09-2009, 08:23 AM   #7567
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Old 10-09-2009, 11:42 AM   #7568
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I wonder if that kid up top is wearing a seat belt.
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Old 10-09-2009, 02:15 PM   #7569
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What I want to know is why the car has tentacles.
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Old 10-09-2009, 02:23 PM   #7570
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I think those are the legs of the blow-up dolls.


Which raises a whole new set of questions.
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Old 10-10-2009, 11:09 AM   #7571
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Flintstones' car
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Old 10-11-2009, 12:17 AM   #7572
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gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track.

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio
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Old 10-13-2009, 07:37 AM   #7573
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Old 10-13-2009, 08:05 AM   #7574
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O.M.G!!!!!
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Old 10-13-2009, 08:10 AM   #7575
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Who wants a fat old guy wearing a diaper in all their wedding pics? WTH?
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