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Old 05-20-2012, 06:53 PM   #31
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Old 05-21-2012, 08:03 AM   #32
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Old 05-21-2012, 04:44 PM   #33
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Old 05-28-2012, 09:59 AM   #34
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From one of the greatest philosophical minds of our lifetime:

Dave Chappelle.

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Chivalry died when women started readin' the shit in all them magazines. They got too much advice about men from other women. And they don't know what the fuck they're talkin' about. I see them in the grocery store, says on the cover "100 Ways to Please Your Man" by some lady. Come on, man. Ain't no 100 ways. That list is four things long. Just suck his dick, play with his balls,fix him a sandwich, and don't talk so much and he'll be happy!
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Old 05-28-2012, 10:43 AM   #35
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From Michael Wood's latest tv series, looking at the history of Britain from the ordinary person's perspective,

"Remember there were black people in Britain before there were English"
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Old 05-30-2012, 04:18 PM   #36
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"She saw what little good there was in me, and there was little," ... "I'm awful glad she cared about me, and I'm awful glad she married me."
~Arthel 'Doc' Watson 1923-2012
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Old 06-09-2012, 04:12 PM   #37
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I think I might love this man:

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Old 06-15-2012, 08:33 AM   #38
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Old 06-15-2012, 11:47 AM   #39
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Drug misuse is not a disease, it is a decision, like the decision to step out in front of a moving car. You would call that not a disease but an error in judgment. When a bunch of people begin to do it, it is a social error, a life-style. In this particular life-style the motto is "Be happy now because tomorrow you are dying," but the dying begins almost at once, and the happiness is a memory. It is, then, only a speeding up, an intensifying, of the ordinary human existence. It is not different from your life-style, it is only faster. It all takes place in days or weeks or months instead of years. "Take the cash and let the credit go," as Villon said in 1460. But that is a mistake if the cash is a penny and the credit a whole lifetime.

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Old 06-15-2012, 08:28 PM   #40
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Interesting and I think true, but it all hinges on the phrase "drug misuse".

The misuse of drugs is bad for you? Well, of course it is, that is what misuse means.
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Old 06-18-2012, 04:34 PM   #41
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Using a pound of dope for a doorstop, now, that's misuse.
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Old 06-18-2012, 09:20 PM   #42
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why? how much dope does it take to stop a door anyhow?
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Old 06-18-2012, 09:58 PM   #43
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Only one nice bud if positioned properly.
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Old 06-20-2012, 04:04 PM   #44
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why? how much dope does it take to stop a door anyhow?
[BritAccent]It's depending on the door, now, innit?[/BritAccent]
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Old 06-20-2012, 04:09 PM   #45
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'The Bosom'?

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from a 1967 issue of "The Tattler"
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