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Old 07-25-2012, 01:52 PM   #106
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Old 07-25-2012, 01:54 PM   #107
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Old 07-25-2012, 02:32 PM   #108
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Old 07-25-2012, 08:41 PM   #109
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Old 07-26-2012, 04:31 PM   #110
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Old 08-05-2012, 02:17 PM   #111
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In 1780 British Army Major Patrick Ferguson (a Scot, btw) in command of American Loyalists, decided, unwisely, to await reinforcements atop King's Mountain. He felt safe because he held the high ground. Of his decision and position, he declared:

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“God Almighty can’t get me off this mountain.”
He was right. He's still there today.

American Patriots had traveled through the night, in a downpour, and arrived at Ferguson's position about noon. The Battle of King's Mountain began at about 4 pm and lasted 65 minutes.

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His corpse was found with eight musket holes in his body. The Patriots then stripped it of its clothes and urinated on it. He was buried near the site of his fall. It was claimed – according to Patriot accounts – that his corpse was ill-used before burial in an oxhide.
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Old 08-05-2012, 02:38 PM   #112
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Old 08-05-2012, 02:41 PM   #113
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Old 08-06-2012, 02:47 PM   #114
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Old 08-07-2012, 04:01 PM   #115
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Old 08-08-2012, 12:44 AM   #116
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Old 08-20-2012, 11:20 PM   #117
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Favorite Machete quotes:
  • Padre Benito del Toro (to Machete): I absolve you of all your sins. Now, get the fuck out!
  • Machete: Machete don't text.
  • Sartana: We didn't cross the border; the border crossed us!
  • Sartana: Well, there's the law and there's what's right. I'm gonna do what's right.
  • Padre Benito del Toro (to a henchman he's about to kill): God has mercy. I don't!
  • Sartana: Yes, I am a woman of the law. And there are lots of laws. But if they don't offer us justice, then they aren't laws! They are just lines drawn in the sand by men who would stand on your back for power and glory.
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Old 08-30-2012, 09:51 AM   #118
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Old 08-31-2012, 04:16 PM   #119
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