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Old 08-16-2010, 05:06 PM   #16
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I'm on pins and needles, hoping I've pleased Mistress Brianna.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

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Old 08-16-2010, 05:12 PM   #17
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Thank you, Mistress.
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Old 08-16-2010, 07:18 PM   #18
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There are some really cool album covers and then there are some really......(well, I think you should just see for yourself.)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/0...4.html#s126935


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Old 08-16-2010, 07:59 PM   #19
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The vertical groove in your upper lip is called the philtrum.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark.

I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them,
I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.



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Old 08-17-2010, 02:34 AM   #20
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A pig's orgasm can last thirty minutes. That's a fun fact.
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Old 08-17-2010, 11:14 AM   #21
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I'm on pins and needles, hoping I've pleased Mistress Brianna.
Hell, I'm outta here. I know what my track record is.
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Old 08-17-2010, 11:43 AM   #22
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A pig's orgasm can last thirty minutes. That's a fun fact.
But breeding boars often have to be wanked off by farm workers, after being encouraged to mount a wooden block. The sows are then impregnated without having to hang about for 30 minutes thinking, "I really need to sort that sty out..."
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Old 08-17-2010, 01:37 PM   #23
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The sows have more important work to do than the farmer?
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Old 08-20-2010, 04:51 AM   #24
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Two thirds of the world’s eggplant is grown in New Jersey.
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Old 08-21-2010, 10:32 AM   #25
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Two thirds of the world’s eggplant is grown in New Jersey.
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Old 08-21-2010, 11:13 AM   #26
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The Greek general Xenophon made his solders eat watercress to increase their vigour before going into battle and Roman emperors said it enabled them to make “bold decisions.”
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Old 08-22-2010, 01:41 AM   #27
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My cousin has a Xenophon, he played it in the high school band.
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Old 08-22-2010, 02:05 AM   #28
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But breeding boars often have to be wanked off by farm workers, after being encouraged to mount a wooden block. The sows are then impregnated without having to hang about for 30 minutes thinking, "I really need to sort that sty out..."
I was gonna post the video of Mike Rowe from "Dirty Jobs" collecting bull semen, but I couldn't find it. In the vid they use a device similar to the ElectroJac 5 to "stimulate the bull's prostate" and force the bull to, uh, 'do what he does'. Mike says to the old rancher "That looks kinda like a rocket ship." The rancher says "That's about what it's gonna feel like to that bull."

If any of you ever run across that clip, I would appreciate a heads up. I can't find it anywhere.
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Old 08-22-2010, 02:15 AM   #29
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Charles Lindbergh was the 118th man to fly across the Atlantic.
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Old 08-22-2010, 07:46 PM   #30
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Charles Lindbergh was the 118th man to fly across the Atlantic.
And the first Nazi apologist to get a tickertape parade
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