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Old 09-01-2010, 06:36 AM   #46
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Old 09-01-2010, 09:41 AM   #47
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Fun Facts about Toast

Not to be confused with toasting your computer or toasting by the host to prove the drinks are not poisoned and subsequent deaths blamed on the gods.

Gone are the days when we invite our enemies to a party to kill them, thus the saying, "A toast to your health."


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Toast Today



There are a vast number of toast lovers in the world, and with the Internet they have found a new medium. There is an immense network of toast-dedicated websites, including a toast bible, songs about toast, and all sorts of toast and toaster memorabilia. For example, visit Dr Toast for toast recipes, related links, and so on.

New interest has recently been aroused in a toast-related phenomenon involving Murphy's Law; it has been claimed throughout recent history that toast, when dropped, will always land buttered-side down. Most scientists call this idea nonsense, but some hang on to the belief. Science journalist, Robert Matthews has an interesting example of this.

The Future of Toast

Exciting new developments occur everyday involving the future of toast. Progress has been made in areas such as talking toasters that respond to voice commands regarding bread darkness. Some have even worked on a brilliant perpetual motion theory involving cats and buttered toast. Alright, maybe this last one wouldn't work, but you never know until you try. There is also word of a toaster that burns weather predictions into the side of your toast. It gets the predictions by means of an Internet connection.
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Old 09-01-2010, 10:18 AM   #48
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Gone are the days when we invite our enemies to a party to kill them...
They are? Drat.
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Old 09-01-2010, 11:36 AM   #49
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If Bruce were to lay all the Cellar ladies from end to end I wouldn't be the least bit surprised.
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Old 09-01-2010, 12:55 PM   #50
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That can't happen, many of the Cellar ladies are married. Homey don't do dat. :
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Old 09-01-2010, 01:06 PM   #51
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in that case ....
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If Bruce were to lay all the single Cellar ladies from end to end I wouldn't be the least bit surprised.
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Old 09-01-2010, 02:27 PM   #52
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Thaks for fixing that, Classic.

And Bruce, I thought it was a given that if you were involved, the ladies would be single.
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Old 09-01-2010, 06:26 PM   #53
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Just clarifyin', ya know.
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Old 09-01-2010, 07:48 PM   #54
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wtf are you saying bruce is a man ho? or all single cellar ladies are ho's?




Oh here is a fun fact....
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Old 09-01-2010, 11:30 PM   #55
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That's a rather Victorian view, after all it is the 21st century.
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Old 09-01-2010, 11:31 PM   #56
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lol, yer funny
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Old 09-02-2010, 03:18 PM   #57
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Step outside and smell the roses. On a daily average you will inhale 1 liter of others anal gasses.
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Old 09-02-2010, 03:49 PM   #58
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I bring that average up, riding public transit.
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Old 09-02-2010, 03:55 PM   #59
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New interest has recently been aroused in a toast-related phenomenon involving Murphy's Law; it has been claimed throughout recent history that toast, when dropped, will always land buttered-side down..
If toast always lands buttered side down, and a cat always lands on its feet...What happens if you butter your toast and strap it to a cat's back?
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If toast always lands buttered side down, and a cat always lands on its feet...What happens if you butter your toast and strap it to a cat's back?
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