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Old 09-02-2010, 03:25 PM   #61
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Old 09-02-2010, 05:21 PM   #62
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Old 09-02-2010, 06:24 PM   #63
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MMmmmmmmm.... buttered cats....
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Old 09-03-2010, 12:42 AM   #64
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According to Wired, giraffes only require 1.9 hours of sleep per day.

Over the years, Barnum’s Animal Crackers has featured 54 different animals. The most recent addition was the koala in 2002, to celebrate Animal Crackers’ 100th anniversary.

A study of OkCupid profiles found that using a flash to take a picture makes one look about 7 years older.
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Old 09-03-2010, 04:38 AM   #65
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According to Wired, giraffes only require 1.9 hours of sleep per day.

Over the years, Barnum’s Animal Crackers has featured 54 different animals. The most recent addition was the koala in 2002, to celebrate Animal Crackers’ 100th anniversary.

A study of OkCupid profiles found that using a flash to take a picture makes one look about 7 years older.
Staying out in the sun to have your picture taken eventually makes you look 50 years older, with or without a camera.
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Old 09-03-2010, 08:04 AM   #66
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With the exception of manatees and sloths, all mammals have seven cervical (neck) vertebrae. This includes mice, humans and giraffes.
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Old 09-03-2010, 09:46 AM   #67
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What about duck-billed platypuses?
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Old 09-03-2010, 09:55 AM   #68
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Excellent question. I haven't been able to find an answer. But I did find that I don't want to date a platypus:

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...while the females give milk, they lack nipples, and the milk simply oozes out of their chests...
That would make a mess of your good silk blouse.
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Old 09-03-2010, 10:01 AM   #69
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Old 09-03-2010, 10:27 AM   #70
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I can't really see them that clearly, but it looks like 6 neck bones in the duck billed platypus.
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Old 09-03-2010, 10:30 AM   #71
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Cool venomous spikes...
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Old 09-03-2010, 10:35 AM   #72
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I wonder if they make great pets.
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Old 09-03-2010, 01:41 PM   #73
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Doubtful. Too many questions.
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Old 09-03-2010, 02:18 PM   #74
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Gravdigr - you may enjoy this one...

Burials in America deposit 827,060 gallons of embalming fluid (formaldehyde, methanol, and ethanol) into the soil each year.

On the flip side, cremation pumps dioxins, hydrochloric acid, sulfur dioxide, and carbon dioxide into the air.
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Old 09-03-2010, 06:36 PM   #75
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What about duck-billed platypuses?
More importantly, what about the chupacabra?
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