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Old 04-08-2014, 11:26 AM   #76
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What if you poop twice a week?
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Old 04-08-2014, 11:43 AM   #77
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We use a plunger with a snout.
Those are extremely effective at clearing a clog, but more than once, I've had the log get pulled up inside the snout where it didn't want to come back out again. Then I found myself banging it against the inside of the bowl, trying to fling the shit out. I didn't like that.

The whole situation isn't very good, no matter how you look at it.

As long as they are going to limit us to a 1.6 gallon flush, they should mount the tanks up by the ceiling again, like they used to in the olden days. Then the flush would have some force behind it.
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Old 04-08-2014, 12:07 PM   #78
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They still make them, they even make tanks that hide up in the wall, but that won't help if the bowl exit is not shaped properly.
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Old 04-08-2014, 12:16 PM   #79
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You never see that blue shit in the water anymore. Was that just a fad? Is it still a thing in some parts of the country?
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Old 04-08-2014, 12:25 PM   #80
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Then I found myself banging it against the inside of the bowl, trying to fling the shit out.
I'm picturing a lacrosse-type action.
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Old 04-08-2014, 12:30 PM   #81
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You never see that blue shit in the water anymore. Was that just a fad? Is it still a thing in some parts of the country?
It clashes with the décor and turns the dog blue.
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Old 04-08-2014, 12:45 PM   #82
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They still make it but my BIL, the plumber, says it's the worst thing for the rubber and plastic parts in the tank. (flapper, gaskets, etc)
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Old 04-08-2014, 12:49 PM   #83
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You're full of shit.
You're damn right I am!
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Old 04-08-2014, 01:26 PM   #84
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You never see that blue shit in the water anymore. Was that just a fad? Is it still a thing in some parts of the country?
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They still make it but my BIL, the plumber, says it's the worst thing for the rubber and plastic parts in the tank. (flapper, gaskets, etc)
Yeah, I went looking for something similar when we had a perpetual mold problem in my stepkids' toilet tank (since it goes for 2 weeks at time without getting flushed,) and the internet and later a plumber assured me that the stuff would dissolve the internal workings of a toilet within 1-2 years.
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Old 04-08-2014, 01:50 PM   #85
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Today I learned that Jupiter has sixty moons! When I went to fact check that DeGrasse fellow's claim, Wikipedia says sixty-seven! Regardless, Wow!
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Old 04-08-2014, 01:55 PM   #86
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I wonder how big a satellite has to be, to be considered a moon.
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Old 04-08-2014, 01:57 PM   #87
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detectable. there are billions of moons in our own solar system, since the definition of moon is natural object orbiting a planet. the rings of saturn are comprised of many, many, many "moons". Since you aksed.
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Old 04-08-2014, 03:40 PM   #88
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Now you know. And knowing is half the battle.

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Old 04-08-2014, 04:23 PM   #89
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On safari the other day, I saw this example of what they (around here) call barn art. It's usually a loft door, sometimes the main doors, or the side of the barn.

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And, today, I learned about the Ninth Infantry Division, "The Old Reliables".
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I found out that it was the Japanese who invented the fortune cookie.
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