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Old 12-29-2014, 04:53 PM   #16
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Old 12-29-2014, 05:04 PM   #17
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it all depends on weapon selection. If It's barehanded, I'd have to try the horslets. A horse sized duck could give you one hell of a blood blister if it got a hold of you with it's bill.... and ducks do NOT play when they fight. Those webbed feet LOOk like rubber... but they have claws.

I think I could kick, choke and atomic elbow my way through the horses eventually.
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Old 12-29-2014, 05:12 PM   #18
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would you rather fight....

10 Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders


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1 Dallas Cowboy

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Old 12-29-2014, 05:56 PM   #19
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I'd fight the 10 Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders; but, just a little struggle so they wouldn't think I was easy.
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Old 12-29-2014, 06:00 PM   #20
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Whichever one doesn't have glitter?
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Old 12-29-2014, 06:29 PM   #21
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I'd fight the 10 Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders; but, just a little struggle so they wouldn't think I was easy.
You underestimate the level of viciousness those ladies can generate. They scratched, clawed and backstabbed their way to the Cowboy Cheerleaders, for god's sake, each and every one of them.
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Old 12-29-2014, 06:36 PM   #22
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I don't mind if they do that on their way to me. Divide and conquer, may the best gal win.
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Old 12-29-2014, 06:43 PM   #23
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I'll bet you won't like your balls being divided from your company. I'm tellin' ya, they're piranha.
Now I realize you're a professionally trained killing machine, (with high moral judgment and compassion), but you can't buck the tide for long. They'll grind you down one nibble at a tiime, until you lose the will to resist.
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Old 12-29-2014, 06:45 PM   #24
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they will not only kick you in the ding ding, they will psychologically and financially ruin you.

I'd take my chances with Demarcus Ware
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Old 12-29-2014, 07:06 PM   #25
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I have to admit, there were no Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders on the interrogation team when I went through SERE training. Perhaps they're a wildcard and I wouldn't want to underestimate them. OTOH, jocks are a dime a dozen and have never posed a problem in the past. Perhaps I'll take your advice: I don't want to end up like Bill Cosby.
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Old 01-20-2017, 03:35 PM   #26
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