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Old 12-20-2016, 02:22 PM   #46
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What is in your room 101 today?

Planet Earth.
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Old 12-20-2016, 10:22 PM   #47
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Old 12-20-2016, 10:25 PM   #48
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Hives (the skin kind, not the bee kind.)
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Old 12-20-2016, 10:43 PM   #49
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Hives (the skin kind, not the bee kind.)
oh god me too. I want on this bandwagon. two weeks now, wrist to elbow, both arms
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Old 12-20-2016, 10:47 PM   #50
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Minifobette is absolutely covered, head to toe, and can't stop scratching. We're pretty sure it's a sunflower allergy. I tried to talk her into taking a bunch of laxatives to speed it out of her system, but she said she'd rather itch.
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Old 12-21-2016, 07:03 AM   #51
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poor kid.
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Old 12-21-2016, 09:07 AM   #52
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soak a cup or two of cloves in a fifth of vodka. If you're in a hurry, ground cloves will infuse faster. Strain when the vodka is quite brown.

Topical anesthetic. Excellent for Poison ivy, hives, anything.
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Old 12-21-2016, 09:52 AM   #53
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Sore throat....
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Old 12-21-2016, 10:07 AM   #54
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Plus, it makes you smell like a hipster!
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Old 12-21-2016, 10:16 AM   #55
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Plus, it makes you smell like a hipster!
haha Maybe add a dash of patchouli, would hippie counter act hipster?
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Old 12-21-2016, 10:25 AM   #56
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What a foul suggestion. I'll put up with cloves; it'll just make me roll my eyes a bit. But patchouli is disgusting beyond measure. Room 101 for sure.
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Old 12-21-2016, 08:45 PM   #57
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Old 03-06-2017, 10:39 PM   #58
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Old 03-07-2017, 01:43 AM   #59
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Well, you works at a gro'cers doncha?


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Old 03-07-2017, 09:44 PM   #60
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None in my store (seeing as I'm in charge of signs now) .... ok that was a lie ...there is one on a poster that's driving me nuts. It will die shortly. I thought it had, then saw today they just moved it. In fact tomorrow seems a good day for it to die, so on that happy note, I'll go to bed.
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