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Old 01-05-2017, 01:29 PM   #31
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my daughter seems like a well established adult Mind you, she's precocious -there are many ten years older than her who still seem like idiotic teenagers.
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Old 01-05-2017, 01:31 PM   #32
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My moustache is older than that waitress. Literally.
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Old 01-05-2017, 01:36 PM   #33
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creepy formula = half your age plus 7 is the oldest you can date without it being considered creepy
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Old 01-05-2017, 01:41 PM   #34
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23 + 7 = 30

That's about how old I thought she was. Does that count?
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Old 01-05-2017, 01:43 PM   #35
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creepy formula = half your age plus 7 is the oldest you can date without it being considered creepy
youngest. The youngest you can date without being a creeper.
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Old 01-05-2017, 01:51 PM   #36
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Old 01-05-2017, 02:10 PM   #37
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Buy if he said--then that would mean--
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Old 01-06-2017, 06:16 AM   #38
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If she lies then she's the creepy one and its all good!
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Old 01-12-2017, 08:14 PM   #39
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creepy formula = half your age plus 7 is the oldest you can date without it being considered creepy
Whew ... I just made it! Oh wait.
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Old 01-13-2017, 07:12 AM   #40
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28+7=35 still seems a bit creepy, and unrealistic.
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Old 01-13-2017, 08:09 AM   #41
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But, it's something to shoot for.
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Old 01-13-2017, 09:27 AM   #42
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28+7=35 still seems a bit creepy, and unrealistic.
I'll be sure to remind you of that, next time you get flirty.
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Old 01-13-2017, 06:35 PM   #43
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creepy formula = half your age plus 7 is the oldest you can date without it being considered creepy
youngest. The youngest you can date without being a creeper.
I thought it was the way UT had it.

I guess now I'm gonna to have to dump some of my groupies.
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Old 01-13-2017, 07:42 PM   #44
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I'll be sure to remind you of that, next time you get flirty.
Good lord, how young are you?


Speaking of our lord, when I got home tonight there were two young, attractive mormon girls wanting to tell me about the J man. I politely declined and after a few minutes it dawned on me that I could have asked them to test their math skills.
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Old 01-13-2017, 09:10 PM   #45
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Just turned 36 in November. Met my husband at 19, married at 21, two kids by 27. I'm impatient, is really what it boils down to.
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