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Old 01-17-2017, 07:37 PM   #1
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Cellar Valentines -only a month to go, best get writing

Roses are red
Daffodils yella
Let's take off our clothes
and post pics in the cellar


Roses smell good
Freesias like heaven
you bastard I lost
my nose 9/11
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Old 01-17-2017, 07:38 PM   #2
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Rose's are Red
Violet's are Blue
I go commando
How about you?
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Old 01-17-2017, 07:55 PM   #3
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Roses are red
Or color of honey
They smell nice
But a waste of money

I'll send out dozens
In an earnest plea
but the fact remains
No one loves me
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Old 01-17-2017, 08:23 PM   #4
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Roses are cheap
Orchids a no-go
Nothing says love like
the smell of dead hobo
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Old 01-17-2017, 08:25 PM   #5
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Roses are red
Marigolds ginger
If you love me I'll be
Sry 'bout yr finger
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Old 01-17-2017, 08:41 PM   #6
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Roses are red
Pansies are funky
You bring the typewriter
I'll bring the monkey
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Old 01-17-2017, 08:55 PM   #7
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Roses are red
And smell nice indeed
Sounds like you've got
A new bag of weed
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Old 01-18-2017, 09:45 AM   #8
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Roses are cheap
Orchids a no-go
Nothing says love like
the smell of dead hobo
This is made of win
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Old 01-18-2017, 10:36 AM   #9
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Wine is fine
But liquor is quicker
Have yourself
A shot of Gravdigr

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Old 01-18-2017, 11:15 AM   #10
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Roses aren't red
Violets aren't blue
I'm not conciliatory,
but I'd still fuck you.
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Old 01-18-2017, 06:37 PM   #11
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Roses are red
They grow them in China
I'm kinda horny
Please pass the Vagina
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Old 01-18-2017, 06:55 PM   #12
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^ i did lol
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Old 01-18-2017, 09:08 PM   #13
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Haggis is brown
Cocks multi-hued
Why did you think
this rhyme would be lewd?
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Old 01-18-2017, 09:59 PM   #14
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Old 01-19-2017, 05:43 AM   #15
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