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Old 09-21-2010, 09:46 AM   #46
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You're right. As a man, I confirm that it's highly erotic for both man and woman.

I've known a few women who could go to climax without external stimulation by just giving a blowjob.

I consider it a very nice preliminary, but not a "must do", after all some women don't like that. And I love to reciprocate and taking my time about it.
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Old 09-21-2010, 10:36 AM   #47
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This thread and its drift makes me want to kill a hobo
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Old 09-21-2010, 01:49 PM   #48
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gee, mention blow jobs and look what happens!
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Old 09-21-2010, 04:20 PM   #49
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I like a man with a short fat cock if I'm going to swallow.
Hi! My name is Gravdigr, and I like long walks on the beach, blow jobs, and large-breasted British women...

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I've never had my ears tugged, but I did once have a guy get his fingers caught in my elaborate hairdo.
That's what he gets for trying to finger your head.
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Old 09-28-2010, 06:04 PM   #50
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I've never learned to deep throat, and I think it's more erotic for a man to see most of his penis being swallowed. Too long and I feel like a kid with an ice-lolly.
And fat because you can work up good sucking action.
I enjoy reading this post.
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Old 09-29-2010, 10:16 AM   #51
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'snivelling xenophobic yesman'

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Old 09-29-2010, 12:45 PM   #52
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Hey look - its Henry - Crawl out from under your rock again?
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Old 09-29-2010, 12:49 PM   #53
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BAN THE PANTS OFF OF HENRY "JERK" !!!1
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Old 09-29-2010, 12:56 PM   #54
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Oh noes. monster and henry are two of the few with any balls around here. On second thought, yes, let's take off his pants.
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Old 09-29-2010, 02:29 PM   #55
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I used to have some metaphoric balls.

but now I just don't care very much. About anything. And all the arguments in the Cellar are the same arguments/name-calling/hate-slinging/you'restupidnoyou'restupid freakfests that have been rattling around the Universe forevah. veeeeery boring arguments and we all know who is who and who likes who and what and who is a left leaning bleeding heart and who is an evil right wing nutjob. There are no more surprises!

Apathy. I gots it.
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Old 09-29-2010, 02:35 PM   #56
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But you never cried about it, even when you had metaphoric balls.

Apathy, you gots it. Only you expressed apathy in an entirely non-apathetic way.

This is why we love the Cellar. Be apathetic. Be argumentative. Just, please, don't cry.
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Old 09-29-2010, 08:59 PM   #57
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Old 09-29-2010, 09:25 PM   #58
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Who would cry in the Cellar for a Klondike Bar?

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Old 09-30-2010, 03:52 PM   #59
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I used to have some metaphoric balls.
but now I just don't care very much. About anything.
You lie. Bet you still care about the BJ discussion.
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But you never cried about it, even when you had metaphoric balls.
Metaphoric balls? We suck those too. Roll them around in our mouths.

Sorry this is a walk on the seedy side.
But hey. If anything can diffuse male agression it's having their balls between someone else's teeth...

[Disclaimer: this is meant in a saucy wench, cock in teeth way, not to demean any male Dwellar]
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Old 09-30-2010, 04:10 PM   #60
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But hey. If anything can diffuse male agression it's having their balls between someone else's teeth...
How much do you charge for a vasectomy?
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