Do you fart in company?

limey · 08-25-2012, 06:03 AM

Well, do you?

Sundae · 08-25-2012, 06:53 AM

But only if I think I can sneak it out undetected

ZenGum · 08-25-2012, 07:51 AM

Fart loud, fart proud.

BrianR · 08-25-2012, 09:32 AM

my inner male has a black belt in farting. *I*, of course, NEVER fart!

It's always either HIM or the DOG.

fargon · 08-25-2012, 10:04 AM

My family is from Texas where farting is a competitive sport.

footfootfoot · 08-25-2012, 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by http://www.thebookladysblog.com/2008/10/07/an-evening-with-david-sedaris

Another highlight occurred when Mr. Sedaris read entries from the diary he keeps as he travels. He told us about a flight attendant he met at one booksigning who told him that she and the other flight attendants relieve their gas pains (caused, she claimed, by air constriction at high pressure and altitude) by farting as they walk up and down the aisles of the plane. The noise from the engine covers it up, and passengers always assume it’s coming from other passengers. “We call it cropdusting,” she told him.

Gravdigr · 08-25-2012, 05:22 PM

Fart related terminology:

Whistleberries = beans
Whistlebritches = farter
Barking spider = takes the blame for a fart (like the the dog)

Reg · 08-25-2012, 08:04 PM

Squeaky Floorboards.

limey · 08-26-2012, 06:00 AM

Well hello, Reg! I'm honoured that my poll has flushed you out of the woodwork, so to speak

Sundae · 08-26-2012, 06:05 AM

Now I know a barking spider to be the same as a chocolate starfish - the perp not the excuse.

footfootfoot · 08-26-2012, 02:14 PM

Did you step on a frog?
Want to buy a duck?

DucksNuts · 08-27-2012, 01:35 AM

Bullfrog?

I fart in front of the kids and my very best friends....that's it.

Lola Bunny · 08-27-2012, 10:52 AM

Only in front of my mom, sister, and nephew. Now, if one slips out in front of other people who comes in my home, it's not my fault.

Whenever I'm in public, it's never me no matter what anyone says.

View Poll Results: Do you fart in company?
Never!	6	31.58%
Only with my partner.	2	10.53%
Only with good friends.	2	10.53%
All the time. Just try and stop me!	9	47.37%
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08-25-2012, 06:03 AM	#1
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	Do you fart in company? Well, do you? __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

08-25-2012, 06:53 AM	#2
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	But only if I think I can sneak it out undetected __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

08-25-2012, 07:51 AM	#3
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Fart loud, fart proud. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

08-25-2012, 09:32 AM	#4
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	my inner male has a black belt in farting. I, of course, NEVER fart! It's always either HIM or the DOG. __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

08-25-2012, 10:04 AM	#5
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	My family is from Texas where farting is a competitive sport. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

08-25-2012, 05:22 PM	#7
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Fart related terminology: Whistleberries = beans Whistlebritches = farter Barking spider = takes the blame for a fart (like the the dog) __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-25-2012, 08:04 PM	#8
Reg If it's free, I'll have two. Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 9	Squeaky Floorboards.

08-26-2012, 06:00 AM	#9
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	Well hello, Reg! I'm honoured that my poll has flushed you out of the woodwork, so to speak __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

08-26-2012, 06:05 AM	#10
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Now I know a barking spider to be the same as a chocolate starfish - the perp not the excuse. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

08-26-2012, 02:14 PM	#11
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Did you step on a frog? Want to buy a duck? __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

08-27-2012, 01:35 AM	#12
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Bullfrog? I fart in front of the kids and my very best friends....that's it.

08-27-2012, 10:52 AM	#13
Lola Bunny Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,728	Only in front of my mom, sister, and nephew. Now, if one slips out in front of other people who comes in my home, it's not my fault. Whenever I'm in public, it's never me no matter what anyone says.

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